Random news! - Maradona bitten in face by dog

[Ollie]

^Lol.
I would hate for that to happen.

 

[Ollie]

Just found this. My girlfriend's going to be so annoyed when she reads this.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20081101/ten ... 0bd6d.html

 

[Slash]

^Lol.
I would hate for that to happen.

Agreed, imagine looking down and rather than finding no foreskin, you find no penis, I would scream and cry for one hell of a long time

 

[furie]

8 foot tall Lego man washed up on Brighton Beach...

Nic, did you happen to bring an extra passenger back from Legoland???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... beach.html

 

[jokerman]

Didn't that happen a while back, or am I thinking of something else?

 

[Pokemaniac]

It's slippery in Norway today. And several people are scratching heir heads wondering how the heck the driver managed this:

(NRK)

 

[Ben]

This is gold...

Basically, fat 16 yr old who lives in a caravan has a £100,000 wedding courtesy of Daddy...

Hmmm...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...e-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

 

[trav]

A Man went in for a circumsision and ended up getting his penis amputated.

http://consumerist.com/5054482/man-sues-doctors-for-amputating-penis

This made me chuckle then feel bad because if it was me I would have committed suicide by now.

That's something I really didn't need to read right now.


Ugh.

 

[furie]

Man sues the pigs for making him handle... Pigs!

Sky News

 

[Ollie]

Batman gets sued by.... well, Batman. :?

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/12112008/5/m ... ros-0.html

 

[furie]

Just found this. My girlfriend's going to be so annoyed when she reads this.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20081101/ten ... 0bd6d.html

She really was wasn't she!

 

[Ollie]

^Yeah she was.

 

[Error]

Batman gets sued by.... well, Batman. :?

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/12112008/5/m ... ros-0.html

I figured it was major West from Family Guy.

But still, it's batman. People will sue for anything.

 

[Ollie]

Wonky fruit and vegetables are allowed to be sold at supermarkets again after a 20 year ban.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081112/to ... 81b96.html

 

[Ben]

Man sues the pigs for making him handle... Pigs!

Sky News

Hope he doesn't get a ****ing penny.

I'm a cook and I can't handle pork... DON'T BECOME A CHEF THEN YOU FOOL.

 

[Ollie]

I'm finding lots of random news lately.

Soldier gets put in prison for yawning.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081112/to ... 81b96.html

 

[John91]

Oh For ****s Sake!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm

 

[Ollie]

This is ****ing awesome.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730834.stm

 

[Ollie]

Two new stories:

Car Crash Girl Saved By Crisps:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081120/tuk ... dbed5.html

Prisoner Escapes In Cardboard Box:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081120/twl ... d0ae9.html

 

[ECG]

We make jokes about it, but Black Friday's really gotten so out-of-hand...
Wal-Mart shoppers trampled worker:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081129/ap_ ... mart_death