Random news! - Maradona bitten in face by dog

[kimahri]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi
El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas
*weird music*
JOJOJOJO!!!
What?
Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Así que bueno, ellos serán
Ah, what did you two do?
ZZZZZZZZZZ
Soy Feliz.
JOJOJOJOJO!

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

I just assume that Canadians speak American rather than English and would therefore also spell it wrong.

Nope.. I spell everything as the English would. Paedophile is just one of those words I kinda switch between, but I use colour and theatre and whatnot, though I DON'T say "aluminium".

We can pretend my awesome wit created a fabulous joke though, if you want .

 

[CMonster]

^ Nope, too late!!!

It has been recorded in the Fail/Win Book as a Fail.

 

[furie]

Shucks! Canadians do something right after all - I guess this is the random/shocking news topic!

 

[mrclam]

Oi! Don't diss Canadians.. if all goes well, in 6 months i'll officially be one!
:lol:

 

[furie]

They'd only take you to increase the national average IQ to over 110!

 

[mrclam]

Im not sure about that.. i aim to increase the national waist size average though

 

[CMonster]

Oi! Don't diss Canadians.. if all goes well, in 6 months i'll officially be one!
:lol:

Poor you! :lol:

:wink:

 

[tks]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34

BBC News Reporter floors drunken chav..

:lol: I can't actually stop laughing at this.

 

[Ollie]

Man Attends Own Funeral:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091105/tod ... 0a197.html

 

[nealbie]

Hehehe!

 

[Snoo]

That would have been pretty epic.


"Hey everybody!"

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

That would be such a shock, haha. It'd be weird to see people mourning you when you're not dead.

 

[furie]

That would be such a shock, haha. It'd be weird to see people mourning you when you're not dead.

Or in your case, celebrating!

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

^ That's terrible! :lol:

I'd be offended if nobody cried at my funeral .

 

[CMonster]

^ I can just imagine her McDonalds managers throwing their hats up in the air and cheering. :lol:

This reminds me of Tom Sawyer, when everyone thought he had drowned when he was really just playing pirate and smoking on some island, and then he burst through the doors of the church and walked up the aisle. And everyone started crying and stuff. :lol:

 

[Nemesis Inferno]

Surely everyone attends their own funeral to a degree...

Obviously when dead but hey, you're still there in body... :lol:

 

[kimahri]

At first, I lol'd

That would be such a shock, haha. It'd be weird to see people mourning you when you're not dead.

Or in your case, celebrating!

And then I was all lmao.

 

[Jools]

OMFG! Hahaha.

Although I do feel extremely osrry for who ever the corpses family is, it must be terrible.

 

[CMonster]

I want to be able to sneeze in my coffin during my funeral.

That will scare people!