Before I start my Alton Towers trip report, I'd like to apologies to those glued to Twitter all day waiting for my updates.
Unfortunately, the 3G signal at Alton Towers is turd on oPoo. This graph shows my frustration throughout the day.
All in all, I had a great day! This graph represents the amount of times I LOLd throughout the day.
Notable highlights that I've not put in graph form include:
- Hixee's "The rapture is coming!" comment when Steven decided to change his shirt after the rapids.
- Taking Mysterious Sue's virginity on Enterprise. (Yes, I did Enterprise!)
- Stupid place to have a group photo and lack of enthusiasm for a silly one.
- Writing "Willy" on the ground with a stone whilst having a fag with Will and Karen in Forbidden Valley.
- Katie getting soaked on the rapids fat boat, despite her being the smallest.
- Explaining Eggheads and Falling Asleep On The Train story in Th13teen's queue.
- Ghost of the Sea <3
- Interacting with everybody through the day.
- The sheer brilliance of Nemesis.
- The sheer lameness of Th13teen. I want it to do more!
- The amount of times I heard those three words "Ian from CoasterForce".
- Neal's lack of ability to put a brick back in Air's queue line floor.
I enjoyed lunch. Shared a table with Jayjay, tepr, Benin and Nicky. I can't believe how quick they microwaved my food in that bar near Hex! I went out for a fag after ordering, took one puff and Nicky informed me that my dinner was on the table! Lunch was spent chatting about different stuff including Amanda Thompson, which cued a session of quotes such as "THAT IS A NEW MACHINE!"
We were goon free! Well, nearly...
Flicking Raybould with a glasses strap not only annoys him slightly but reduces queue line boredom for me.
loefet's sweets were quite nice once you got past the initial saltiness. This graph demonstrates the typical reaction of people sampling them.
I would like to congratulate furie on organising a successful (imo) day at Alton. It's not the easiest park to navigate with a group, so well done! He even put the group before his own son but getting half way round the Rapids queue before realising he left him at the entrance :wink:
Faff was kept to a minimum. There were the odd occasions when I wondered WTF was going on. For example, walking through the Towers and Air's continuous breakdowns towards the end of the day.
There we have it!