Jade Goody

[mrclam]

Wait, her funeral is only taking place today? Wouldn't she be like, partly disintegrated by now?

LOL!

Funerals dont happen the day after someone dies you know.

Sometimes if there's autopsies and stuff it cant take months...

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

^ Yeah, but three days after death is typically how long they wait.

But yeah I did mean decomposed, not disintegrated, and are they seriously putting her in a glass coffin like Lenin?

 

[mrclam]

yeah.. she's going to be on display naked for the next couple of weeks - they're gonna charge people to visit and the money will go to her kids.

then on Easter day she'll jump up and go "RRAAAARRRGGHHH!!! FOOLED YOU!!"

EDIT: I made the last bit up

 

[Ian]

Who will the British Press hound next?

Tbh, if I were them I'd be crapping myself. These people don't seem to last long, part from Amy ****ing Winehouse who still does the paparazzi rounds.

 

[mrclam]

Who will the British Press hound next?

Theyve got at least another 6 months of jade stories.

first the funeral
then her jailbird husband going after the cash
then her boys being taken into care because granny proves to be unfit
then jade being spotted in mexico
etc etc etc

 

[mrclam]

I like the way a flame is now appearing next to this title.. rather approiate really.

(better under the name - but still)

 

[divvie_dave]

Munge

 

[Screaming Coasters]

Lechuck, look, a three headed monkey!

 

[the_missus]

I feel sorry for the people who'll have to carry her coffin...or are they going to use a forklift truck??

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Shut up guys, she wasn't like, obese. There have been far worse, and some of you guys aren't any better with your looks soo, be quiet.

 

[ciallkennett]

and some of you guys aren't any better with your looks soo, be quiet.

Like yourself, Taylor

 

[Harvey]

Shut up guys, she wasn't like, obese. There have been far worse, and some of you guys aren't any better with your looks soo, be quiet.

Oh be quiet, she looked like a ****ing whale - period.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Like yourself, Taylor

I never said I was good looking, but I'm also not going around saying she's a whale, either.

 

[the_missus]

Shut up guys, she wasn't like, obese. There have been far worse, and some of you guys aren't any better with your looks soo, be quiet.

You might have a point but you don't see any of us throwing ourselves into the publics eye. Plus everyone is going on about how beautiful and lovely she was.....maybe after about 20 pints she might have been....but in reality she wasn't. Only time she'll look good is when shes been cremated and placed in a barrell

 

[ciallkennett]

She isn't a whale, but she used to be. I'm anticipating that she is the messiah and will rise from the dead soon. That would be awesome :lol:

 

[nealbie]

Shut up guys, she wasn't like, obese. There have been far worse, and some of you guys aren't any better with your looks soo, be quiet.

Oh be quiet, she looked like a ****ing whale - period.

I've never smiled so much at a post Harvey! :lol:

 

[Dave]

Shut up guys, she wasn't like, obese. There have been far worse, and some of you guys aren't any better with your looks soo, be quiet.

You shouldn't post everything you think. Keep it to yourself.

 

[kimahri]

Oh be quiet, she looked like a <img> whale - period.

That's mean and nasty to whales.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

You shouldn't post everything you think. Keep it to yourself.

No, I can post what I want, when I want. Your post wasn't exactly necessary either.

 

[Dave]

At least mine wasn't as spiteful.

Anyway thank god she's buried in the ground. If she is ****ing alive on Easter Sunday im going to make sure she's dead, as im sure thousands of others will do.