CrashCoaster
CF Legend
Warm pillows
Your electronic blanket malfunction and setting fire to youYour electric blanket malfunctioning and setting fire to your bed
Your home being in Moore, Oklahoma on May 20, 2013Not having a fire extinguisher handy for the above situation
The entire state of Oklahoma somehow lifting into the sky lolYour "home" being just a tent in Moore, Oklahoma on May 20, 2013.
The armies of Hell march into Arkansas...actually I think that might be better so they also march into Texas.OK being lifted away reveals the dark, firey underworld of Hell, unleashing demons and the devil himself onto the world...
Having to draw all 254 Texas counties by hand. And mark each and every settlement in them, too.Being in hell
Going to Arkansas.Going to Texas
Living in Northern IrelandLiving in Br*tan
Living anywhere in the world that isn't Colorado.Living in n. Ireland in the 1970s