What's Worse Than What The Above Poster Said?

[Lori Marie Loud]

-On the train home from Thorpe Park I fell asleep for around ten seconds and imagined up a forum game where you had to think of something worse than what the above poster said, and if you couldn't think of anything worse, you replied with "100 Parking Spaces".

There, game pretty much summed up in one quote. Thanks @Rob Coasters for telling me about this so I could make it real.

Now, What's worse than...

A burning building

(note: you don't need to put "What's worse than" in your post, just the thing that is worse than what I said)

 

[Rob Coasters]

Your door won't lock right before you leave for a holiday

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

Your entire house gets swept away while on holiday and you get spited by each and every cred.

 

[Thekingin64]

You may have lived in a houseboat, but it sunk in the storms without a trace. All childhood memories and family heirlooms gone forever. You are still on "holiday" but you have no home to return to. You're stuck and have nowhere to go....


(Could easily go darker than this, didn't want to go too dark too early. could be fun to see where this goes though.)

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

You may have lived in a houseboat, but it sunk in the storms without a trace. All childhood memories and family heirlooms gone forever. You are still on "holiday" but you have no home to return to. You're stuck and have nowhere to go....


(Could easily go darker than this, didn't want to go too dark too early. could be fun to see where this goes though.)

100 parking spaces (I doubt we can go darker)

 

[Thekingin64]

You get fired from your dream job.


(By darker, I meant mentions of death/murder etc. Nothing in the rules about killing off loved ones... )

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

You get fired from your dream job.

You get fired from said dream job for "being drunk" (the footage shows you just being normal)

 

[Thekingin64]

You try suing for unfair dismissal but your claim is thrown out of court before it gets there. No amount of complaining to former bosses and/or colleagues will help.

 

[CrashCoaster]

Boris Johnson

 

[Thekingin64]

Nigel Farage

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

Nigel Farage

John Robinson (NWS LZK tornado damage surveyor who made a really bad call on the Vilonia tornado of 2014)

 

[Niles]

Accidentally casting something naughty from your phone to the family TV while your extended family are over

 

[Thekingin64]

Accidentally broadcasting some naughty on National TV, while live on air...

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

Accidentally broadcasting some naughty on National TV, while live on air...

Accidentally broadcasting some naughty at the UN meeting

 

[Thekingin64]

Your UN incident makes international news, meaning your mistake is re-broadcast hundreds of times on various international news channels. The clip even goes viral online, meaning no escape from reminders of the incident.

 

[CrashCoaster]

Stubbing your toe

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

Stubbing your toe

...on one of those really spiky things that you can't see and never find again but makes your toe bleed a lot

 

[CrashCoaster]

Salad Cream

 

[Lori Marie Loud]

Salad Cream

Chipotle Sauce (no joke Chipotle Sauce is awful. damn taco bell always putting it on my damn chicken rollups)

 

[Thekingin64]

Avocado