Surreal comedy show about two zookeepers. When another bad gig is put down to Howard being old and past it, the boys use Naboo's magical amulet to transport themselves to the Fountain of Youth, where they hope to turn back the clock. However, to get there they must first go through the Desert of Nightmares where they encounter an evil cockney Sultan, a rebel army and Sandstorm, a beast made of sand that is incapable of love.
Coin collecting minigames appear in <font color=orange>orange</font>.
**<font color=orange>Paratrooper Plunge</font>
**Toad's Quick Draw
**Mr. Blizzard's Brigade
**Long Claw of the Law
*1 vs. 3
**Team tries to eliminate solo player
**Solo player tries to eliminate team
***Hide and Go BOOM!
***Blame it on the Crane
***Hop or Pop
**Same objective for both sides
***Fish n' Drips
***<font color=orange>Money Belts</font>
*2 vs. 2
***The Great Deflate
***Team Treasure Trek
***Right Oar Left?
**Teamwork not required
***Cheep Cheep Sweep