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Hyper Poster

Random, huh?


Strata Poster
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that is known as cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Was chatting to a friend about Charlie and the Chocolate factory lol!


Mega Poster
i better explain the the gearboxes, m fist one diedfrom genral wear and tear, not my fault th secon gearbox went 10 months after it was put in, again not my fault apparently there was a fault in the part, as it was still under warranty they replaced it free, yay. now ive just paid **** loads of money to replace tires and fix suspension stuff that i dont understand, after crashing the stupid thing on the way back from mclive. at least now i cant say ive never flown in a car

um was posting in another topic not sure why i copied half a post, odd.
also before id read through it and corrected the worst of the spelling.
(wireless keybord, batteries are running out a bit and it misses letters)


Hyper Poster
brothers, ex-girlfriends, sisters, best mates, ex-boyfriend

I was telling my friend how i knew this other person but I don't have a clue how it got on my clipboard lol.


Giga Poster
Wake Me Up 5:11 Neurotic Fish Les Chansons Neurotiques Electronic 3 04/02/2006 14:14

Song I sent to Kir :/


You have accepted the invitation to start sending webcam.

Your conversation cannot begin because your camera is currently in use or not plugged in. Make sure your camera is available and try again.

-I blame MSN :p


Hyper Poster
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!


Social Media Team
Social Media Team
Terrance: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a
You're a **** sucking **** licking uncle ****a
You're an uncle ****a, yes its true
Nobody ****s uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a
You're the one that ****ed your uncle, uncle ****a
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just **** your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
****er ****er uncle ****a uncle ****a ****a ****a ****a
T & P: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a (Terrance: uncle ****a)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle ****a
Phillip: You're an uncle ****a I must say
Terrance: Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle ****a... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E **** you Uncle
****aaaaaa tonight...

Phillip:Suck my balls

Well... what can I say? I like the song.