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The offical anti-joke thread.

First post (wooh!!)

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Why did Miranda fall off her tricycle?
She was hit by a bus.

Why did Bob fall into the road clutching his knee?
His Dad was a psychopath and stabbed him with a blunt bread knife.
 
First post (wooh!!)

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Why did Miranda fall off her tricycle?
She was hit by a bus.

Why did Bob fall into the road clutching his knee?
His Dad was a psychopath and stabbed him with a blunt bread knife.
 
A bird and a bee walked into a bar,

They sat on the other side of the bar from each other, never talked, and then eventually left by themself.
 
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb
 
How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
Two in front, two in back.

How do you get four giraffes in a Mini?
You can't; it's full of elephants.

How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Take the M4 and cross the Severn Bridge.
 
My friend tried viagra once. It got stuck in his throat, and he had a stiff neck for ages!

Well, until he eventually choked to death on it.
 
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