What's new

The offical anti-joke thread.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Cause its an overused joke and it needs to stop.

Why did the horse die?

It was led to water and didnt take a drink.

Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk
 
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.


^^erm this isn't an anti joke cause its **** hilarious! hehehe ;)
 
Why did the 6th monkey fall out of the tree?

He committed suicide because he didn't want to hear about another monkey falling out of a tree.
 
Hate to break the monkey streak, but...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
Hey, we're both lawyers

Friends are like penguins; you stab them in the face, they die

Why was the clown crying?
His family got shot

Why was the dentist sad?
He got all his teeth knocked out

Why did Susie fall off the swings?
She got hit with a refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off of the swings?
She had no arms
Why couldn't she get back up?
She had no legs
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm?
Finding half a worm
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
 
I once went on a date with a girl who didn't swallow.

She had to have permanent medical attention.
 
^^oh. my. god.

Dear Santa, send me a brother.
With love,
Little Johnny.

Dear Little Johnny, send me your mother.
With love,
Santa.
 
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a bar. They have a few drinks, go home and have an uneventful day at work the next day.
 
What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Bang and claw at the top of his coffin.

Sent from my VS840 4G using Tapatalk
 
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, thus unable to feel emotions, like fear.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

Why was the boy sad?
A frog was stapled to his face.
 
Top