I despise posting in the tedious Thorpe topics as they've all existed and subsequently died thrice times over.
But this I had to. The fact that Vortex even makes it onto a poll with the word "better" involved is laughable. Vortex is the perfect example of another ride completely ruined by the Thorpe syndrome. A ride model that otherwise always provides a great thrill - if in any other location :lol:
Vortex is a complete failure, it spends at least 45 seconds gathering up some kind of 'spin', which is then COMPLETELY lost in the first half swing! Even at the ride's climax, the only enjoyable thing is to laugh at how much more stupid the hairstyles of the opposite-facing chavs look when swung about a bit.
Vortex is a complete comedy ride. It often even fails in producing comedy at its crapness, and only manages to conjur up a flagon of annoyance at how much time you've just wasted. It's a mood blender, it takes any positive mood - pathetically shakes it a bit and spits you out in a dissatisfactory rage (much like how blenders ruin everything that's put in them too).
Rush on the otherhand, wins this poll.
I was never completely hyped up about Rush - nor do I agree with all its amazing reviews. I don't think Rush is
fantastic, it's just really enjoyable. It's not very intense but it does provide a great deal of lovely floater airtime.
But still, even if the mighty Teacups, Fungle Safari AND Banana Boat went singularly against Vortex - our dearest worse-than-a-drunken-sit-on-park-bench 'ride' would come out as loser
So. Rush.