Rob Coasters
Rob Poster
This'll be interesting - let us know the faffiest park trips you've done.
Obviously I won't rank ALL of the parks I've been to (and you don't have to either) but I'll put down the most notable ones:
As I do not yet drive this ranking will be majority public transport, but sometimes as a passenger you get that "this was hell" feeling.
Here's the worst of the lot so far:
3) Wicksteed Park. Like Thorpe this doesn't require the Underground for once. Instead I could catch a train at my local station with one change up to Kettering for a 40 minute walk to Wicksteed. Unlike South Parade Pier there's nothing interesting to look at on the way there and back sadly. I did have the option for bus services to make things significantly quicker (not easier) but if I ever post a trip report from this park, I'll delve into why that didn't happen. Not complaining though and I would 100% do this trip again because of how beautiful and pleasant Wicksteed is.
2) Botton's Pleasure Beach & Fantasy Island. Underground to Kings Cross, a change at Grantham with an hour-long wait, up to Skegness with a ten minute walk to Botton's. Escape Botton's and wait for a bus that goes directly to Fantasy Island. Do Fantasy Island. Barely manage to catch the bus back because you got distracted taking photos of rides. Station, change at Grantham, down to Kings Cross, Underground, tell 'em all about it. It's very very task-heavy but manageable. Faffy but I would do it again with some convincing and big new rides.
1) Alton Towers [Driving]. What a nightmare. This place doesn't need an introduction but the roads are stupidly small especially when you're approacing the park. Two and a half hours of driving - that means leaving at 7:30 in the morning to start this nightmare trip. I haven't returned to this park for three years now because of how damn faffy the drive is. I return when I can drive and deal with it myself.
Obviously I won't rank ALL of the parks I've been to (and you don't have to either) but I'll put down the most notable ones:
As I do not yet drive this ranking will be majority public transport, but sometimes as a passenger you get that "this was hell" feeling.
Here's the worst of the lot so far:
3) Wicksteed Park. Like Thorpe this doesn't require the Underground for once. Instead I could catch a train at my local station with one change up to Kettering for a 40 minute walk to Wicksteed. Unlike South Parade Pier there's nothing interesting to look at on the way there and back sadly. I did have the option for bus services to make things significantly quicker (not easier) but if I ever post a trip report from this park, I'll delve into why that didn't happen. Not complaining though and I would 100% do this trip again because of how beautiful and pleasant Wicksteed is.
2) Botton's Pleasure Beach & Fantasy Island. Underground to Kings Cross, a change at Grantham with an hour-long wait, up to Skegness with a ten minute walk to Botton's. Escape Botton's and wait for a bus that goes directly to Fantasy Island. Do Fantasy Island. Barely manage to catch the bus back because you got distracted taking photos of rides. Station, change at Grantham, down to Kings Cross, Underground, tell 'em all about it. It's very very task-heavy but manageable. Faffy but I would do it again with some convincing and big new rides.
1) Alton Towers [Driving]. What a nightmare. This place doesn't need an introduction but the roads are stupidly small especially when you're approacing the park. Two and a half hours of driving - that means leaving at 7:30 in the morning to start this nightmare trip. I haven't returned to this park for three years now because of how damn faffy the drive is. I return when I can drive and deal with it myself.
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