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Roller Poster
Like, if there isn't even a single coaster or ride on the docket for this project, does anyone even care anymore? 🤪


Giga Poster
Yay so more years to come of people saying to me "ah you like theme parks, did you see they're building a Disneyland in England?" - "no it's not Disneyland, and they're not building it and probably never will".
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Donkey in a hat
The clue is there in that letter of intention on the previous page:
"Circa £70 million has already been spent on the project".
There's always gonna be someone who doesn't want that gravy train to stop.

Nicky Borrill

Strata Poster
What does that mean exactly?

Is there any rare possibility it could actually come through at some point in some major form of itself or is this a still a complete farse?
Very little chance of us getting what we'd like.

But I would say that there is more chance of 'something' happening, due to the investors having more control... Very slim still, but more of a chance... Cinema De Lux and a Hollywood Bowl at least... 🙈😂

Edit: I wouldn't be surprised if the focus switches to retail and hospitality to be honest, with just a small amount of leisure thrown in for good measure. I know people have been saying that for years, tongue in cheek, but it seems like it may actually be the only way something is going to happen here.


Hyper Poster
70 million.

On track to be the worlds most expensive roller coaster. Screw you Rewind, Hagrids and Everest - we might get another wacky worm.


Best Topic Starter
Maybe that's it. This whole park is a conceptual art project to provide the feeling of a roller coaster without ever building one.