I had a FAAABBB time! It was my first GF in 5 years and I'm so very glad I did it!
I don't really do reports or things I can't face the academic vibe of it so I'll just list off amusements!
The HAIR! The fact it wasn't even a costume or idea just FAB hair and a FAB volatile denim dress which I later tacked on as being a TROLL costume <3
Ian's impending and consistent arousal in my direction, but his "no pink no convo" attitude at Chessington.
JULIAN!!! The best dad ever!
Rumba Rapids being AWFUL and the waterfall just NOT turning off, UGH
Having to eat chorizo with hands because of glass house's lack of cutlery vigilance! Fab salad though
Sue's mouldy refill bottle, UGH!
Cancelling our appointment with the colonel at short notice
Abandoning SAW ERT because "multiple saw, ugh"
"IS THAT YOUR REAL HAIR?" Managing to keep it on with my side handles on every ride
Lives just WASTED on Slammer
TESCO MONSTER
Saw at 10pm SOAKING
Spiting the mazes and feasting on PANCAKES
The ludicrous sugar dosing, the woman's blatant DISREGARD for calories and RDAs
Hairspray break, actually parking on TARMAC
Burdenous costume fans around the park offering high fives
Avoiding Dodge-thems and spending it with Alex and the Mar(c/k)s, Ian and a light dose of Mushroom
VILE chocolate mousse that just had to be consumed <3
Pizza pasta buffet exploitation, comparison of AWFUL parental-type figures <3
Using Jordan's toilet
The toilet INCIDENT
The rameses INCIDENT
Ian's heroic disconnection of the burning light
Cessation of colloquial suspension with Ian
JULIAN!!!
William S. Hippin's most interesting glowstick atom
Makeshift poncho MARQUEE on dragon falls completely enclosing Joey, myself and AJ from Hell2o
Scraping the floor the whole circuit <3
Alex's rapid phallic glowstick shapeshifting upon realisation of the chessington audience.
Nipple contours!
Severed foot <3
Glowstick madness and my "forever stylish" design (not my words)
Katy's Jesus
Kir not showing up UGHHH </3
Jake lookalike on the Krypt video
The burdenous krypt queue </3
"Don't throw that pig"
Ugh can't hurt brain anymore with this so will stop. Thanks for a fab time everyone, thanks Mark for organisation, thanks for everyone who brought sweets haha.
Thanks John and Kim for being lovely passengers (John as always), and thanks Fraser for premium pass parking at Thorpe and for your entry requirement at Chessington. I hope you got to Thorpe without too much hassle and had a good day in the end - even if I will never empathise with your reasoning for doing so
Thanks Joey for restructuring THE WIG.