Arrived nice and early at Flamingoland, had to queue up outside the gates to get in. That was handy as I’d be parked front row and I needed to do several trips to/from the car throughout the day.
Nearly everybody arrived on time. Those who didn’t, did inform me so we weren’t hanging around. Everybody seemed impressed with their bag of e-numbers and tat.
First stop was the Mine Train Coaster. I sat next to Harvey. Not much else to say really. I did see that David Morton looked a bit sheepish as he rode it. I guess he’s used to riding shameful kiddie coasters in smaller groups where nobody is looking
I did plan to scrub off Corkscrew and the Dragon coaster next but they were closed so Velocity it was. Velocity had a problem when we arrived at the queue entrance so we headed towards Wildmouse instead. On the way over I spotted a certain bearded engineer heading towards Velocity
So Wildmouse bollocks coaster was done next. The sun had really started to shine through now. Pierre and his family arrived at this point. I sat out of the Wildmouse bollocks coaster ads I despise them.
Velocity was roaring away now, so off we headed back to Velocity. Very short queue – perhaps about 10 minutes? I sat next to Vadge who had to hold her boobs in throughout the ride. The seat position and general shake of the coaster isn’t good if you’re wearing a cheap bra.
Then some of us did Navigator, the disko. Yes I sat out and chatted with Karen for a while. Tom, Nadia (with camel toe), Jordan and Ed arrived at this point.
Next stop was the Corkscrew and Dragon coasters. Meh. I sat next to Raybould on Corkscrew – I had to you see. Hopefully Big John will post a video explaining why… I sat out of the Dragon coaster.
Few LOL moments between these ride. Vadge wearing the "Dyke Box", Phil losing half his party bag thanks to a wasp (a lot of wasps this year!) and bubble blowing.
We then walked over towards the wet area. Flip Flop first – more or less walk on. I sat out
Then Splash Battle. Again, I sat out.
Usual antics with the water cannons and various jets happened. Funniest water related fight bit was Dylan trying to burst a balloon filled with water. These weren’t cheap balloons! It took several throws before Big John twatted it to burst it.
Lunch. American Diner as usual. Tasted like a Rustler’s microwave chicken burger. Still the best grub in the park imo, for a half decent price. Still, bringing your own food is preferable imo.
After lunch, Ploddish brought home-made cake! Very nom it was as well. The chocolate was divine! Cliffhanger was the first ride after lunch. Again, I had to sit next to Raybould. I queued next to him, whilst talking to Nadia for the entire duration, but Raybould and me got split up. :cry: Wasn’t impressed. Cliffhanger was awesome as usual. This time it was bouncing, shooting and dropping.
The astroslide was next. I sat out but watched as the usual suspects (ie: Stone Cold) bullied his way to to the top of the stairs and down the slide.
Kumali beckoned us next. Longest queue of the day – nearly 30 mins. This time was spent trying out mega sour sweets curteousy of Peter and general chit chat. They needed two more seats filling before the CF train takeover, so I nomoinated myself and Raybould :wink: Just a point here – the loading and dispatch of the ride was abysmal. I don’t think the staff had a clue when it come to the Q-Busters.
Kuamli was ok, not as rough as previous seasons imo. The cobra roll and loop remain my favourite parts but it does peter out towards the end, as a member of the park management agreed with me later on!
From Kumali’s lift hill, I could see the Lost River ride has a massive queue, so I decided to drop that from the itinery. We (not me obviously!) did the Pile of Ship next. Usual COASTER-FORCE shouting.
So now we had done all the main attrractions, so that left the zoo. We caught the monorail over to the zoo. I used the queue time to inform everybody of the ERT plan for LWV the next day. Slayed had email confirmation around this point.
The zoo was quite enjoyable. I’m not a huge animal lover (aside from dogs). I’ve seen one tiger yawning, so I’ve seen them all. Was nice to be away from the loud theme park and have a peaceful walk in the sunshine. That’s all I saw it as.
There was a good hour or so until the park closed and we could have our Mumbo Jumbo ERT. Therefore it was "free time." Do the **** what you like and meet up here at this time.
I used this time to have some of the delicious cheese straws from the food place near Velocity. I also visited the tat shop in the food place. I was impressed with the tat and purchased some crap for CF competitions etc. They do need to advertise the shop a bit more. I doubt many people would ever find it.
We all gathered outside Mumbo Jumbo around 5:45 and waited 45 mins for our ERT to begin. The time was killed in usual CF fashion – water fights, faff and group photos.
Mumbo Jumbo ERT was great. I was a bit annoyed when people insisted on riding in certain groups – just split up and ride FFS! By being picky who you sit next to means less goes!
I really enjoyed the coaster. Unlike being on an Euro-fighter, I could actually feel the severity of the drop. As it fell, I could feel my body going in a direction that is not natural. I enjoyed the banked turns, I loved the upside down bit and the barrel roll that heads towards the ground. From start to finish the ride is a great fun. Yes, fun, fun fun. That’s what a good coaster should do – create fun times without trying too hard.
During the ERT, on the suggestion of Lee (The Undead Creature) we should do a "fat train". That particular train managed to clock the fastest time around the track ever! In case they are reading this – thanks to all the staff during the ERT! You were great and cheerful!
Nick told me that next year they’ll be putting a new ride in – which goes without saying – but it won’t be a coaster. Mumbo Jumbo was very much a last minute decision and one that paid off imo. Nick also said that he would like to see a launch coaster in the grassy space between the wet area and the monorail. That would mean two launch coasters at FL. He said he was also aware that a woody company are working on a launch… Nothing has been confirmed on the coaster front but it reassuring to know that they are on the pulse.
After the 30 mins ERT (I managed 4 goes), it was a relief to see CFers buying the ride photos. If the parks are happy enough to offer us such perks, it’s only fair we put a few quick back in their pockets. Thanks to those who did buy a photo or tat.
The Flamingoland day was ace. Short/no queues, beautiful warm sunshine, great company, no goons, ERT, cake, party bags. w00t!
(Images are turd, iPhone, no care taken etc. That’s also not the official group photo!)
Please keep the reports coming, with photos if poss!
EDIT: I don't know why the images aren't working, I copied the image link from Twitpic. I cannot be arsed to go through and sortit out. Sorry!)