Taking a vein from Cedar Point, Dorney Park will be holding their very first Winter Chill Out on March 16. This park needs to do major construction projects more often, the coverage this year and access for enthusiasts has been up there with Thorpe.
In terms of the actual project, Iron Menace will be accompanied by the
Steel Yard,
Cedar Fair's latest trendy new area. The Flyers will be renamed to
M.T. Buckets (couldn't make this one up if you tried) and the Dorney Grill will become
Iron Mill Grill & Bar. Oh also, if you take the artwork below at face value, a beloved attraction is being resurrected alongside it.
Remember Stinger? Anyone?
In terms of other stuff you couldn't make up, the full list of name suggestions is attached below. Before you judge too harshly, most of these never made the shortlist for good reason.
Final note, a tad unrelated but the future of Meteor (Zamperla Hawk) is unclear after it was removed from the website and various locals are calling its death. No official word or confirmation at this time.