Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

joe3579 · Jul 28, 2012

Oh I sold them to science.

Can somebody sell me to England?

Thekingin64 · Aug 25, 2012

Ok, now you're a peanut.

Why am I wearing this hat?

Bottom_Feeder_13 · Aug 25, 2012

Because you want to.

Why does anybody care?

ATTACKHAMMER · Aug 26, 2012

Ok now my spam is on the floor.
Why is my iPad not blue?

joe3579 · Aug 26, 2012

Because I ate your iPad case.
Why did I eat that iPad case?

Nemesis of oblivion · Aug 26, 2012

Because you needed a tablet
Why isn't oranges yellow?

Thekingin64 · Aug 26, 2012

Because they're not pink

Why am I here?

ATTACKHAMMER · Aug 27, 2012

Because your not over there
Why do I like coca cola?

Nemesis of oblivion · Aug 27, 2012

Because you like Fanta
Why is my TV off?

joe3579 · Aug 28, 2012

Paracord Bracelets
Octagons?

Thekingin64 · Sep 1, 2012

Odemwingie

Did I spell that right?

ATTACKHAMMER · Sep 1, 2012

Did you want to spell it right?
Is Valco a real supermarket?

joe3579 · Sep 2, 2012

Smurfs are Yellow
Am I Noses?

Thekingin64 · Sep 2, 2012

No, they're blue.

Did Hamilton just win?

joe3579 · Sep 3, 2012

How about a coffee, my treat.
Did you consider washing machines?

Thekingin64 · Sep 3, 2012

Hunger Games

Do people fight for food?

ATTACKHAMMER · Sep 3, 2012

Car shaped alam clock
Can I have a pie?

Idlewild · Sep 3, 2012

Yes, but first I need 24 blackbirds.

What do Blackbirds sing about?

ATTACKHAMMER · Sep 6, 2012

Chicken rap
What does a camera do?

Nemesis of oblivion · Sep 6, 2012

Cooks Pizza.
What are rubbish bins?