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[ATTACKHAMMER]

Where you bin?
What is IT?

 

[joe3579]

Needs more pizzazz
Can you eat this cinnamon stick?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

You can drink it.
Why can't Boats fly?

 

[joe3579]

'Cause there stupid.
Could we go to the Pacific Ocean?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Only if you find the magic beans.
Why can't cats talk?

 

[joe3579]

Meow is a word.
Why doesn't a circle have sides or angles?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Because they fell off.
What are stickers made of?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

Electricity.
Why can't you eat a computer?

 

[Idlewild]

'Cause there's no burger to go with your chips.

How do you shoot web?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

With a gun.
why is this forum called coaster force?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Because you need coasters so you don't get rings on the table.
How many pineapples does it take to get a Damm sandwich?

 

[Thekingin64]

Paper and Glue, People, Paper and Glue

Where's the box gone?

 

[joe3579]

Overseas to serve in the great war

Should there be equal rights for chairs?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Alarm clock sandwich
What is a book?

 

[joe3579]

A scroll hand written by ninjas to give away secrets using an alias.
How many sides does a circle have?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

Depends how flat it is.
Do you think I should buy a alien space ship?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Depends on how many magic beans you have
Is the X factor fixed?

 

[joe3579]

Yes. If you pay enough magic beans you will win
What is up with magic beans?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

They are all down.
What is going down with magic beans?

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Leave the magic beans alone!!
Are you going to leave them alone?