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[BBH]

Cardigan!

Why is my favorite colour greenish-purple?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Because of the pythagorean theorem.

Why am I reviving this thread?

 

[IntaminToWin]

Because this thread is great.

Where will I be going in 2016?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

The Narnia

What do you want from me?

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[caffeine_demon]

$1,000,000 and a mansion, few nice cars and a big diamond.

When can you deliver?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Sunday, February 31st, 2004.

u wot m8?

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[IntaminToWin]

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Why exactly can RCT World **** right the **** off?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Because Bob Saget likes milk.

Why did little Jimmy eat his mother's phone?

 

[IntaminToWin]

Because one and one by one eleven so...

Why did my bottle fall on the bathroom floor?

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Because the fedora master drank his Mountain Dew cocktail.

What is chemistry?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

The thing where if you put a thing in another, it makes boom.

How are babies made!

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[Dar]

The thing where you put the thing in the other thing, it make boom.

Why am bear?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Bear am you coz Y M CA

Is John Wardley a raccoon? I think he may also be a hellocapter.

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[PeskyTrimBrake]

Probably Waffles.

Why do my feet stink?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Because as Magic Johnson once said, "Get off my property. Now"

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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[PeskyTrimBrake]

Yes but only on Tuesdays when it rains.

Why is my wallet empty?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

What wallet? I stole it.

Is 420?

 

[Dar]

Why 840?

How high could the car jump if the bear sneezed at it?

 

[GuyWithAStick]

Yes, if and only if a triangle was thrown out of a window full of 20 perpendicular pineapples and wind resistance is a thing.

?

 

[Dar]

£

Given that a kiwi fruit weighs 125g, why does the earth spin?