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PeskyTrimBrake · Apr 23, 2015

Cause you're living lie. Bush did 9/11.

Why can jet fuel melt steel beams?

GuyWithAStick · Apr 23, 2015

Because of the giant machinery under the plane.

Can a topic change topic?

Trihunter · May 30, 2015

Maybe.

How did I get here?

GuyWithAStick · May 30, 2015

By the power of Greyskull, you have been transported here.

Are Finals the pinnacle of the school year?

PeskyTrimBrake · Jun 7, 2015

Maybe if you add some Ketchup.

Can I eat my computer?

GuyWithAStick · Jun 15, 2015

As long as you put Mayonnaise in the CD Drive.

Can February March?

GamingPro941 · Jul 24, 2015

No, because pineapples are nice to eat.

What is 9 + 10?

caffeine_demon · Jul 24, 2015

just over 50% more than a dozen.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

GamingPro941 · Jul 24, 2015

19.4 because I just ate toast.

Why?

GuyWithAStick · Jul 24, 2015

X.

What's the number for 911?

GamingPro941 · Jul 24, 2015

6663629.

How do you spell 'a'?

caffeine_demon · Jul 26, 2015

f a r t

who ate my balloons?

Trihunter · Jul 29, 2015

Solomon the cat.

What if I told you that everything is a lie and that all coasters are actually built by Vekoma?

GuyWithAStick · Jul 30, 2015

Yay death.

Wanna Netflix and Chill?

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Edward M · Jul 31, 2015

Right after I get back from Blockbuster

Do you move your legs or do your legs move you?

Trihunter · Jul 31, 2015

Neither. I float.

I've run out of duct tape. What do I do?

Thekingin64 · Jul 31, 2015

Fly high like an eagle

How do you flavour paper?

GuyWithAStick · Aug 1, 2015

With sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Is Taylor Swift my spirit animal?

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caffeine_demon · Aug 2, 2015

No, but margaret snail is...

can I fit these up my bum?

PeskyTrimBrake · Aug 2, 2015

Use sandpaper

Why is my water filthy?