An Ode to Thorpe Park - 17.04.2021

[Serena]

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe Park on opening weekend. But I can still feel my heart racing at the top of Detonator. I can still feel the wind beating my face on the launch of Stealth. I can still hear the lift hill of Collosus ringing in my ears.

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe, but I can still taste the average, slighty over-priced food. I can still see the beautiful Swarm train performing graceful acrobatics against the blue sky. I can still feel the jolt in my neck at the bottom of Saws main drop. I can still hear the laughter of my friends on the rapids.

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe, but I can still feel my legs wobbling on the exit ramp of Nemesis Inferno (anyone else get this?!) I can still feel sad about Rush having an insanely long queue. I can still wonder why they haven't painted Samurai black and red. I can still mourn Loggers Leap: Flume of Hearts. I can still laugh at unsuspecting first-time visitors getting drenched standing too close to Tidal Wave.

I can still see the view as I turn back and gaze at the skyline as I exit the park over the bridge.

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe Park and I am still waiting to leave the car park.

It's good to be back ❤

 

[Nitefly]

My eyes just about remained dry from the written text but the unexpected magnolia finished me off.

 

[davidm]

Eagerly awaiting the ode to Oakwood now.....

 

[Hixee]

Eagerly awaiting the ode to Oakwood now.....

Just retching noises for four and half minutes.

 

[Nitefly]

My Haiku for Oakwood:

Megaphobia.
You are just too far away;
For me to visit.

 

[witchfinder]

I can still feel my legs wobbling on the exit ramp of Nemesis Inferno (anyone else get this?!)

Yes, I do! Weird because the G forces are lower than many other coasters and yet I don't get wobbly legs on those

 

[Dubaidave]

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe Park on opening weekend. But I can still feel my heart racing at the top of Detonator. I can still feel the wind beating my face on the launch of Stealth. I can still hear the lift hill of Collosus ringing in my ears.

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe, but I can still taste the average, slighty over-priced food. I can still see the beautiful Swarm train performing graceful acrobatics against the blue sky. I can still feel the jolt in my neck at the bottom of Saws main drop. I can still hear the laughter of my friends on the rapids.

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe, but I can still feel my legs wobbling on the exit ramp of Nemesis Inferno (anyone else get this?!) I can still feel sad about Rush having an insanely long queue. I can still wonder why they haven't painted Samurai black and red. I can still mourn Loggers Leap: Flume of Hearts. I can still laugh at unsuspecting first-time visitors getting drenched standing too close to Tidal Wave.

I can still see the view as I turn back and gaze at the skyline as I exit the park over the bridge.

It's been three weeks since I visited Thorpe Park and I am still waiting to leave the car park.

It's good to be back

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You are really talented. You should think about doing something in the creative arts.


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[Ethan]

You are really talented. You should think about doing something in the creative arts.

Tbh I think anyone that manages to successfully romanticise Thorpe Park deserves a literary award!

 

[Peet]

I'm looking forward to the Thorpe Park Svalbard song...

 

[Will]

^
It's already in the making (apologies if you're already seen this!)

 

[Peet]

^
It's already in the making (apologies if you're already seen this!)

Ha no I was joking, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that this exists, love it!

 

[Serena]

Oh god, must this stupid song haunt me forever