Every year this gets increasingly difficult as my cred count grows and let’s face it, this isn’t ‘Rank your top 10 chain dogs’; this is it. The definitive list.
It requires cutthroat decision making to decide which coasters are the best of the best. New loves will be founded and hearts will be broken; but are you really an enthusiast if you don’t love a good ol’ ranking?
A moment of silence for those coasters that have dropped out of my top 10.
Schwer Des Karnan
Fluch Von Novgorod
Expedition GeForce
Fenix
Oblivion
We will meet again one day, for now though it’s goodbye… but just look at my list now!
Top 10 Coasters
- Zadra
- Untamed
- Wildfire (Kolmarden)
- The Ride to Happiness
- X2
- Shambhala
- Hyperion
- Kondaa
- Taron
- Wodan
Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! A very warm welcome to
Wodan, Kondaa, Hyperion, The Ride to Happiness and my new number 1,
Zadra.
Wodan (sponsored by Mustang Jeans) was without a doubt the biggest surprise of the year for me and really won me over. To the point I feel it is deserved of a little rhyme.
In 2019, Wodan was caught with its Mustang Jeans down,
It was sluggish and forceless, leaving me with a frown,
In 2021, Wodan wore it’s Mustang Jeans with pride,
It was relentlessly forceful, leaving me with a smile 10 miles wide,
This year Wodan absolutely blistered through its layout, delivering solid pops of airtime wherever we sat and leaving us in awe of how good it was every single time. This is what a GCI this size should feel like.
Kondaa. Put Intamin’s new track/profiling, Expedition GeForce and a sprinkle of RMC imitation into a blender and this is what you get.
Pros: The airtime in places is bonkers. The first drop is incredible in the back row and the first airtime hill has the strongest ejector on any non-RMC I’ve experienced. Those elements alone put it in the top 10.
Con(daa)s: Some of the elements don’t really work. The infamous NIC is fine, but the wonky “side-banked double down” feels like it’s been a bit squashed together, not allowing enough time to feel the airtime before tackling then next bump. The seats are also a little low down too meaning that you have to tuck your legs up in order to get that flying sensation over the hills.
Whilst it isn’t without it’s flaws; Kondaa has enough going for it to make me want to ride it again and again. Of all the airtime hills I’ve ever experienced, there is only one that tops Kondaa’s first. Which leads me on very nicely to my next new addition...
Hyperion is an absolute monster.
It’s been a while since a coaster has visually made me quite this giddy. If I had my driving test around Energylandia I never would have passed because my eyes were absolutely glued to it, tearing them away to look at the road was near impossible. There isn’t an enthusiast in the world that hasn’t salivated over that first drop and airtime hill (quite rightly so too).
Now we’ve established the visual sexiness, it’s time to ask that infamous question. So, how was the ride?
Just like Kondaa, the first drop and airtime hill are phenomenal, only this time they’re bigger. They chose well when theming this ride to space because that first airtime hill tries to shoot you into it with the strongest sustained ejector I’ve ever experienced. It is my favourite airtime hill. Aside from the larger airtime hill on the return run, the rest of the layout is perfect, delivering solid airtime and amazingly fast low-to-the-ground moments.
That return run airtime hill and the seating position of the wing seats being a little bit too low (again, similar to Kondaa) are what prevents me from ranking it any higher; but the rest of the ride is thoroughly deserved of it’s place in my top 10.
The Ride to Happiness is the most unique coaster in my top 10 and this is really where we start to enter coaster perfection.
There are so many sensations this coaster delivers that I’ve never experienced before, all whilst the onboard audio catapults the experience to an entirely different level. Every seat is great. Every airtime hill hits hard. Every inversion makes you feel like an Olympic gymnast summersaulting and cartwheeling you thought in ways you never thought possible; and both launches deliver snappy insanity whilst spinning in ways too difficult to describe. I honestly almost lost my voice from the sheer amount of laughter after every ride. It’s so euphoric!
My personal highlights were rotating into and falling backwards down the vertical drop on the back row, leaving you rag-dolling in the most insane way. Going into the vertical loop forwards and coming out backwards, experiencing airtime coming out of it. How is that even possible!? The second launch and inversion were also perfect every time. All LSM launches need an airtime hill!
The only thing stopping this from being number 1 was that on some rides the car would stay facing backwords through the entirety of some elements. Such a minor nit-pick, but enough to leave RMC dominating the top of my list. Speaking of…
Zadra is undoubtedly the best coaster I have ever ridden. I love an aggressive coaster and every element on this is taken with serious force. If an element can deliver airtime. It does. If an element shouldn’t deliver airtime. It does.
Please please let 2022 be the year I ride Steel Vengeance!
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So there it is! My top 10 as of 2021! As predicted, my top 10 has changed dramatically indeed.
RMC go even further to prove themselves as my favourite manufacturer; Mack Rides have shown they have what it takes to offer a ride experience intense enough to be worthy of a number 1 spot and Intamin have demonstrated that they’re still competing to deliver the best airtime out there.
Whilst it might not be in height and speed; the coaster wars are very much alive and kicking in the form of innovation. B&M’s (bar Shambhala) have dropped out of my top 10 due to their unwillingness to take any risks and the couple of rides I had on the Hansa Park 1-2 punch were not enough to maintain their positions.
The USA is on my radar in a big way for 2022 and travel-permitting I will hopefully be re-jigging my top 10 in more significant ways again next year!