Well, I’ve finally ridden The Swarm and after hearing such good things about it I was expecting a lot! Sadly, it didn’t quite live up to it, and here’s what I think.
The coaster itself is alright. I knew it was going to be pretty graceful and not one of these big force machines, so in that respect I was pleased. I was surprised by the bumping too, it was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting it to be, which is great as it really upped the re-ride-ability! We tried three seats – front right, front left and back left. For me the left side is better, I preferred the first drop and the zero-G on the left side and I liked being higher through the right hand corners. I also thought that the barrel roll was better on the left because you end up closer to the church. As for front/back? I don’t really mind to be honest. Front is cool as you get the view (duh!), but I like seeing the whole train twisting around from the back so…
I think the thing I wasn’t hugely impressed with was the theming. After hearing what everyone had said about the theming I was expecting it to be really impressive but… it’s just not. The station is neat, I think it’s been designed well (except maybe the complete lack of roof) and I like the destruction. I think the firetruck, helicopter and containers are all a bit **** though. I didn’t get the same feeling of destruction as I got from the station. I think they could have done to be a bit more smashed up and broken, not just flamethrowered and positioned around. The operating booth was also a bit odd. I think the idea was neat, but it looks VERY placed and really not that convincing. I also just don’t understand the massive baron areas of paving. It makes the whole thing feel so forced and fake and temporary. It’s almost like they could re-theme Swarm overnight with just a crane. It was all a bit too clean for a full scale alien invasion (or whatever the **** it is). None of this is helped by the horrendous acting going on on the TV screens. It’s seriously just awful…
I do however, think the trains look great! They remind me (well, Jerry pointed this out) of the Alien ship things from Cowboys vs Aliens. Unfortunately the near misses are all pretty shoddy. The keyhole happens far too quickly and the helicopter might as well not be there, but I’ll give it some credit, those trains look fabulous going round the track.
Finally just some other things that bugged me. The one train operation yesterday was simply insane. The queue moved so slowly and they really should be trying to run more than one train on their brand new, premiere attraction. Also, the drainage in the queue was terrible. I know it’s poured a lot in the last few days, but the alley behind the operating booth was properly flooded, it was a bit ridiculous really.
So this sounds like I’ve slated the ride a lot. I really don’t think it’s that bad, I think the coaster is good, it’s a solid addition to the ride line-up at Thorpe and it’s definitely a move in the right direction for Merlin/Thorpe, but I’m nowhere near as impressed as everyone else was by it. Jerry will be posting up his thoughts in detail soon too, but he reckoned it was the worst of the three he’s ridden. I can’t even understand how someone could compare it to Nemesis and think they’d be of a comparable quality. That’s just beyond me.
Swarm is good, but not amazing.