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ECG said:
SilverArrow said:
I was also once on the same ride as THE Ian from Coasterforce, that was pretty surreal.
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Yeah, I hate that stuff. Having people come up to me and ask if I'm ECG and then say "I got to ride on the same train as East Coaster General!" or "Can I take a photo with you?" and worst of all "Can I have your autograph?" Really makes me feel awkward.
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If I ever have the pleasure of meeting you, I know what I'm doing! :lol:
 
Some woman was getting really scared that her kids were going to fall out of the king Kong ride at Bobbejaanland. So after trying to talk to me in French for ages before realising I was English, she asked me to hold them in somehow, so I grabbed their wrists and held onto them for most of the ride.
 
10WaTT said:
Some woman was getting really scared that her kids were going to fall out of the king Kong ride at Bobbejaanland. So after trying to talk to me in French for ages before realising I was English, she asked me to hold them in somehow, so I grabbed their wrists and held onto them for most of the ride.
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Weird logic. You must look trustworthy for a randomer to ask you to hold on to their kids for them!
 
^I guess it was just because I was the only one sat next to them, so she had no other choice.
 
I haven't slept with anyone weird but I've had sex in cars, swimming pools, public toilets, around the back of bins, caravans, in the woods behind Sainsbury's, on my store managers desk (previous employer) and in a bed.

And yes, it goes without saying I've finished prematurely on a few occasions.

Not me, but Ian's mum told me about the time she slept with Jarrett. Apparently he forced her to wear his Magnum XL200 t-shirt & Gatekeeper hat whilst fornicating.
 
^Sex in a car seems pretty overrated, it would be so cramped and stain the seats! Ive only ever done it in a bed, I should try somewhere new aha
 
Darren B said:
Not me, but Ian's mum told me about the time she slept with Jarrett. Apparently he forced her to wear his Magnum XL200 t-shirt & Gatekeeper hat whilst fornicating.
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Don't act like you don't know exactly what happened, I paid you 20 dollars to hold the camera!

At the Coaster Crew event over the weekend I was in line for Fury by myself as Connor got a drink and was approached by this really ratchet group of girls, no different from the characters you'd find at Carowinds on a normal day. One of them needed a ride buddy so I told her I'd ride with her thinking it was no biggie and I'd get to pick my seat and not worry about Connor getting the one he wanted. Well we get on the ride and go down the drop and I felt her razor sharp fake nails dig into my arm and the rest of the ride was just "OH ****!!!!! **** **** ****!!!!!!! YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!!!!!!!" For the entire ride, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath as Fury was whipping me around and ridiculous speeds. When we hit the brakes the guy sitting on her other side held his arm up and she had literally scratched his arm open with those fake nails and drawn blood.

The night before I also got a bug in my mouth on the barrel turn and spent the first half of the ride choking on this big mosquito that flew into my mouth, the ORP was hilarious!
 
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