The Apprentice 2013
- Thread starter Martyn B
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As usual, they're all a bunch of arrogant **** wits who have clearly got through life on bluster and bull ****. I love the program, but I hate the sort of people it attracts.
Quite liking the useless posh git - **** knows why - and the dark-haired woman that was taken into the boardroom last time and thinks there's a vendetta against her.
Quite liking the useless posh git - **** knows why - and the dark-haired woman that was taken into the boardroom last time and thinks there's a vendetta against her.
ATTACKHAMMER
Strata Poster
gavin said:
Couldn't agree more! :--D
They also all have about as much personality as a garden trowel.
Jordanovichy
Credit Whore 2016
Sorry but Alex Mill's eyebrows make me cry. And he genius insults
'Jason, will you be quiet you silly S..t'
'You dozy plebb'
His accent adds to the comedic value too I reckon.
'Jason, will you be quiet you silly S..t'
'You dozy plebb'
His accent adds to the comedic value too I reckon.
gavin said:
Agreed. Anyone who would take part in that kind of competition is clearly a complete twunt. Even worse is when they win and seem to make some kind of success of it, like the person hiring them actually wants them around.
So yeah, love the competition, but the people doing it are the worst kind of human beings. Imagine doing it on the internet or something? That would be the worst.
I did love the comment one girl made in the beer selling competition "why did nobody find out it was a pub?" Yeah, because selling beer in a pub is a major problem :lol:
Eyebrow guy is awful, they'll keep him around for ages
Martyn B
CF Legend
Thing is, if they weren't complete twunts then the show would probably be redundant. Laughing at them and watching them get grilled is what it's all about.
Oh, and watching Youre Fired on BBC2!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbdwooKzC9g[/youtube]
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Oh, and watching Youre Fired on BBC2!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbdwooKzC9g[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHnRpCks0k[/youtube]
I only started watching the 'prentice last year. I'm new to the party therefore the show feels fresh to me.
What I lessthanthree about it the most is the bitching and arguing. In other reality shows like Big Brother, they usually always get on with it. With the 'prentice, the end result actually means something so they're more competitive and fiery. Karen Brady is very marmite, I don't know why I find her attractive. She irritates me but at the same time, I would. I think it's the money/power or her ability to smile with smiling as furie would say. I think Nick is great. I like the way he presents Countdown and doesn't suffer fools. Anyway, seasoned viewers already know that.
As always, I've not bothered to learn any of the contestants names, but the ones I find irritating are:
The female with the big hair that was voted out on the first show.
The female with the Polish sounding name and gurn jawline.
The male posh twat.
The two young white men with beards who fancy themselves.
Ones I like are:
The Irish woman.
The Indian looking man.
The welsh Dracula one.
What I lessthanthree about it the most is the bitching and arguing. In other reality shows like Big Brother, they usually always get on with it. With the 'prentice, the end result actually means something so they're more competitive and fiery. Karen Brady is very marmite, I don't know why I find her attractive. She irritates me but at the same time, I would. I think it's the money/power or her ability to smile with smiling as furie would say. I think Nick is great. I like the way he presents Countdown and doesn't suffer fools. Anyway, seasoned viewers already know that.
As always, I've not bothered to learn any of the contestants names, but the ones I find irritating are:
The female with the big hair that was voted out on the first show.
The female with the Polish sounding name and gurn jawline.
The male posh twat.
The two young white men with beards who fancy themselves.
Ones I like are:
The Irish woman.
The Indian looking man.
The welsh Dracula one.
^Karen Brady is amazing. Not quite as amazing as Margaret used to be (Scarlet and I bumped into her when we were pissed once - made our lives), but still fab.
I watch the original American show as well, but I much prefer ours, especially since the American one has just been a "celebrity" version for years now. I think it's down to having a sense of humour about the whole thing. The UK version is designed to basically take the piss out of the people on the show, show them up as total muppets and is all done very tongue in cheek, whereas the American version is completely serious, without any sense of irony at all.
I watch the original American show as well, but I much prefer ours, especially since the American one has just been a "celebrity" version for years now. I think it's down to having a sense of humour about the whole thing. The UK version is designed to basically take the piss out of the people on the show, show them up as total muppets and is all done very tongue in cheek, whereas the American version is completely serious, without any sense of irony at all.
Neil is so fit. His tattoos unnnnf. When he was topless at the start of the second episode <3 he's actually good as well.
Obviously the Mexican food guy from Birmingham was ****, I'm glad he sashayed away. Although he was quite cute? The woman who went in the first episode was GROSS as well.
I like a few of the girls, but they are all just the same so I can't even pick them out. The witch with the big black hair who thinks everyone hates her is a DOG. I hate the stupid two men with bad eyebrows as well. I quite like the little gay, Jordan, but he isn't actually very good.
Neil is the only one I think that's shown any business sense, even not counting the fact he's hot. I just wish he'd show stuff other than business sense...
Obviously the Mexican food guy from Birmingham was ****, I'm glad he sashayed away. Although he was quite cute? The woman who went in the first episode was GROSS as well.
I like a few of the girls, but they are all just the same so I can't even pick them out. The witch with the big black hair who thinks everyone hates her is a DOG. I hate the stupid two men with bad eyebrows as well. I quite like the little gay, Jordan, but he isn't actually very good.
Neil is the only one I think that's shown any business sense, even not counting the fact he's hot. I just wish he'd show stuff other than business sense...
ciallkennett
Strata Poster
The woman who went in the first show I'm almost certain I'd interviewed while Head Boy in sixth form as she was applying for a job at my school... she's from the Milton Keynes area and, well, she was **** in the interview so she never got the job. Lord knows how she got onto The Apprentice.
I guess most people agree that Neil is the best candidate thus far. I'd have to agree.
I love this show.
I guess most people agree that Neil is the best candidate thus far. I'd have to agree.
I love this show.
