The Alphabet Game

[ciallkennett]

U = Underwear-napping (Taking underwear hostage for a ransom)

It does happen

 

[Martyn H]

V - Vanishing Cillit Bang (i.e nicking it)

Seriously, vandalising or what ever.

 

[Ollie]

W = ****ing on a policeman's knee.

 

[ryan462]

X = x-ray theft

As in stealing X-rays from hospitals......

Im sorry but I couldn't think of anything else starting with 'X'.....

 

[Martyn H]

Y - Yellow Page shootings (shooting pages of yellow pages)

 

[Brookes]

Z - Zebra killing?

The next topic is flavours of cheese.

 

[ciallkennett]

A = Apple smoked cheese

 

[jayjay]

B = Brie

 

[Martyn H]

C = **** Cheese

 

[Brookes]

C = Cheddar!

Oh ****.

Ok D = Derbyshire?

 

[ryan462]

E = Eggy cheese

 

[Ollie]

C = Cheddar.

Edit: Damn got beaten to it.

 

[jayjay]

late much?

F = Five Counties Cheddar

 

[Pokemaniac]

H = HasthefrenchgotacheesestartingwithH?

 

[Martyn H]

I = Idiots Farm Local Cheese from the tractor near your house in Ipswich.

 

[Brookes]

EDIT: I got there in the end.

J = Jarlsberg (it's on wikipedia!)

 

[Martyn H]

What letter comes after J?

 

[Brookes]

K - It wouldn't let me just post the letter K, so I had to write this.

 

[jayjay]

What letter comes after J?

*facepalm*

 

[Slash]

L= (weird face if you turn your screen to the left... Or tilt your head to the right) err Lapis cheese?