Slogans

[Nemesis of oblivion]

Create a slogan for a park or ride of your choice. Begin, I'll post a idea later

 

[furie]

"Take the slogun, to forum fun" - tada!

 

[caffeine_demon]

Six flags - who needs immersive theming?

(also works for cedar fair..)

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Merlin - disney wannabe since 2007

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Ultimate - ask for our list of recommended chiropractors

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[furie]

"Furius Baco - you'll be furious about your back!"

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Saw The Ride "So uncomfortable you'll wish you were in the movie!"
Montu "Now that's what I call a batwing"

 

[Jordanovichy]

"Flying Fish - It's funny 'cause it's true"

^I don't really get it either...

 

[Treeis]

Th13teen: "This'll be fun, oh its over"

 

[Kebab]

"Rita - Rides faster than your mom"

 

[Jordanovichy]

X, cause going backwards was just too much.

 

[ATTACKHAMMER]

Kraken, beasts from the deep don't roar!

 

[BBH]

American Eagle - "Enjoyable, out-of-control roughness matched only by your mom."

 

[Error]

Michigan's Adventure: We have little to work with here!

Six Flags Over Georgia: High ride quality, low operation standards.

Six Flags (any): We'll force you to put your bag in a locker when we have bins. Because money.

 

[Jordanovichy]

Bubbleworks-hmmm bubbly

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Vekoma: "The best abortion clinic"
Six Flags: "Where indoor roller coasters are just a joke"
Kingda Ka: "This is going to be inte... AAAAAAAAAND its over."
Cedar Point: "We have the best coasters but our hotels are s***!"
Canada's Wonderland: "Where 1 hyper coaster was NOT ENOUGH!"
La Ronde: "Six Flags saved us but we kept it the same crap of a park it use to be!"
Intamin: "MUST. BREAK. WORLD. RECORD."

 

[BBH]

Intamin - Creating pointless trick-track on rooftop roller coasters since 2003.
Vekoma - At least we're not TOGO.
TOGO - At least we're not RCCA.
RCCA - Our rides look pretty.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Golden Horse: Coasters far away are now closer to home!

Intamin: Better than B&M since 1990

B&M: Without me you guys would be like Soquet, you northerners

Soquet: Always try!

Vekoma: Gerstlauer looks up to us.

Gerstlauer: We build our trains with airtime! Just ask that lady on New Texas Giant!

Morgan: We give up.

 

[Error]

GateKeeper: "We're built for fun, not for force."
Raptor: "Also available in Pink."
WindSeeker: "We're down for wind, ironically."

Shockwave at Kings Dominion: "Male birth control since 1986."
Beast: "Like your ex, better with the lights out."
Orphan Rocker: "Opening with Half Life 3."

 

[PeskyTrimBrake]

Intamin - Creating pointless trick-track on rooftop roller coasters since 2003.
Vekoma - At least we're not TOGO.
TOGO - At least we're not RCCA.
RCCA - Our rides look pretty.

The last one killed me! :lol: