Real Madrid World | Hala Madrid | GCI Wooden Hybrid Coaster | 2024

[CanobieFan]

Also, the Steelers coaster is located a measly 100 miles away from their arena

And by 100, you mean... 10?

 

[bratcurry]

And by 100, you mean... 10?

Uh yeah the double zeros weren't intentional

 

[endermanloveH20]

True!

 

[cookie]

Construction walls have now appeared for the Real Madrid park

Real Madrid World

www.themeparx.com

 

[TPoseOnTantrum]

Heyyy, little birdie from the ACE Newsletter just told me that we are locked in for an early 2024 opening of the coaster. Let it rise at long last!

 

[ricklap77]

Very good news! It looks to be an excellent coaster.

 

[TPoseOnTantrum]

Real Madrid has had info leaked out on the new park, showing off its new activities and offerings. Yes this is exactly what you’d expect from a football (soccer) theme park, with plenty of tacky ride themes, exhibits, and interactive activities.

The wooden coaster has been rechristened as Hala Madrid and the Taxi #1 kiddy coaster as La Hola / The Wave. Brand new is the GOAL COASTER, a Zamperla Mega Disk’O that is as every bit goofy as it sounds. Images are attached below.

Construction in the meantime is still ongoing with its new entrance, I've no idea when it'll be ready to open.

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[Peet]

I love football and I love theme parks so you would think this would get me excited but honestly I'm still not seeing how it will work

 

[bratcurry]

These descriptions sound like they just gave ChatGPT the prompt to randomly insert Real Madrid lingo into roller coaster description. Soulless

 

[spicy]

It is completely bizarre a theme park in Dubai themed to a football team thousands of miles away.

Not to mention it is a reskinned Bollywood themed park.

Curious to see how it ends up I am expecting a mess of a park but we shall see.

 

[Joelpagett]

This is truly the most bizarre concept for a theme park I've ever seen. They're really clutching at straws here, and I think it will be even more unpopular than the Bollywood theme.

I'll eat my hat if it's still operating in that current format in 5 years.

 

[Esther7]

Real Madrid has had info leaked out on the new park, showing off its new activities and offerings. Yes this is exactly what you’d expect from a football (soccer) theme park, with plenty of tacky ride themes, exhibits, and interactive activities.

The wooden coaster has been rechristened as Hala Madrid and the Taxi #1 kiddy coaster as La Hola / The Wave. Brand new is the GOAL COASTER, a Zamperla Mega Disk’O that is as every bit goofy as it sounds. Images are attached below.

Construction in the meantime is still ongoing with its new entrance, I've no idea when it'll be ready to open.
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This is totally surreal, it seems like an April Fool's joke.
Honestly, I liked the Bollywood theme better, but we'll have to see the park finished to give an opinion.

 

[DeathmetalmikeNL]

This is totally surreal, it seems like an April Fool's joke.
Honestly, I liked the Bollywood theme better, but we'll have to see the park finished to give an opinion.

What I wonder is how relevant real Madrid will be over there.
I've seen videos with other parks and the attendance, seems like almost every park is almost empty. Curious how this will work out.

Still the coaster looks pretty solid!

 

[Hixee]

Park and coaster name updated.

 

[CaliAngel]

The descriptions on those placards are priceless!

"Lets you immerse yourself in the winning mentality of the club, celebrating the team's strong mindset and resilience."

That's a stretch even Six Flags wouldn't think they could pull off when it comes to "theming" LOL

 

[Dubaidave]

They are now charging entry to riverland.


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[spicy]

That will help with the huge crowds this place gets

 

[Dubaidave]

To be fair there are quite. A few people here tonight. And I just watched the laser show and it was pretty good. So much so I’m saying for the second showing

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[TPoseOnTantrum]

Let’s Go Madrid!

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[Nicky Borrill]

Says more about the state of top tier football than it does about the state of theme parks... That the first 'Real Madrid' theme park is thousands of miles away from Madrid.

Next up Manchester United Land in Beijing. (Apparently Manchester United recently overtook Real as the most popular European club in China, now with 253 million fans there, rising from 'just' 108 million fans a few years ago! These people clearly don't actually watch their games, maybe it's the colour of the shirts?)

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I **** you not, I wrote this as a joke, without any knowledge whatsoever, then thought I should check I'm not saying something stupid before hitting post... Turns out I'm too late, it already exists!!! Well, kind of...

I Give you 'Theatre of Dreams' Tiananmen Sq, Beijing... https://www.manutd.com/en/partners/regional/harves-manchester-united-theatre-of-dreams

You 'literally' couldn't make it up!