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I hate Sam
I hate Sam,
Sam-the-man

That Sam-the-man!
That Sam-the-man!
I do not like
that Sam-the-man!

Do you like
that drunkard Sam?

I do not like that
Sam-the-man.
I do not like
that drunkard Sam.

Would you like him
here or there?

I would not like him
here or there.
I would not like him
anywhere.
I do not like
that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that
Sam-the-man.

Would you like him
in your house?
Would you like that
stinking louse?

I do not like him
in my house.
I do not like that
stinking louse.
I do not like him
here or there.
I do not like him
anywhere.
I do not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

Would you meet him
on a box?
Would you meet him
in your sox?

Not on a box.
Not in my sox.
Not in my house,
that stinking louse.
I would not like him here or there.
I would not like him anywhere.
I would not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

Would you? Could you?
In a bar?
Like him! Like him!
From afar.

I would not,
could not,
in a bar.

You may like him.
You will see.
You may like him,
just trust me!

I would not, could not, can't you see.
Not in a bar! You let me be.

I do not like him on a box.
I do not like him in my sox.
I do not like him in my house.
I do not like that stinking louse.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Can't you see?
Not in my car! Now let me be!

I would not, could not, on a box.
I could not, would not, in my sox.
I will not like that stinking louse.
I do not like him in my house.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a bar. Now let me be.
I do not like that Sam, you see.
Not in my house. Not on a box.
Not that louse. Not in my sox.
I will not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere!

You do not like
that drunkard Sam?

I do not
like that
Sam-the-man.

Could you, would you,
just a bit?

I would not,
could not,
just a bit!

Would you, could you,
give a
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?

I could not, would not, just a bit.
I will not, do not, give a
icon_censored.gif
.
I will not like him in the rain.
I will not like him on a train.
Not in the dark! Can't you see!
Not in a bar! You let me be!
I do not like him on a box.
I do not like him in my sox.
I will not like him in my house.
I do not like that stinking louse.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him ANYWHERE!

I do not like
that drunkard Sam!
I do not like that
Sam-the-man.

You do not like him.
So you say.
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him!
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him!
And you may.
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him and you may, I say.

Damn!
If you will let me be,
I will
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him.
You will see.

Say!
I like that drunkard Sam!
I do! I like that Sam-the-man!
And I do like him more than a bit.
And I do like that little
icon_censored.gif
...
And I so like him in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a bar. Now I can see.
He is so good, so good, to me!

So I do like him on a box.
And I do like him in my sox.
And I do like him in my house.
And I do like that stinking louse.
And I do like him here and there.
Say! I do like him ANYWHERE!

I do so like
that drunkard Sam!
Love you!
Love you,
Sam-the-man!

10/10
 
Took about 45 minutes. Wait until I come up with one for you. :wink:
10/10
 
LiveForTheLaunch said:
LOLLL I love you Jerry, you're hilarious, and you must have been extremely bored to write that.
Extremely bored to write this?
East Coast(er) General said:
I hate Sam
I hate Sam,
Sam-the-man

That Sam-the-man!
That Sam-the-man!
I do not like
that Sam-the-man!

Do you like
that drunkard Sam?

I do not like that
Sam-the-man.
I do not like
that drunkard Sam.

Would you like him
here or there?

I would not like him
here or there.
I would not like him
anywhere.
I do not like
that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that
Sam-the-man.

Would you like him
in your house?
Would you like that
stinking louse?

I do not like him
in my house.
I do not like that
stinking louse.
I do not like him
here or there.
I do not like him
anywhere.
I do not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

Would you meet him
on a box?
Would you meet him
in your sox?

Not on a box.
Not in my sox.
Not in my house,
that stinking louse.
I would not like him here or there.
I would not like him anywhere.
I would not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

Would you? Could you?
In a bar?
Like him! Like him!
From afar.

I would not,
could not,
in a bar.

You may like him.
You will see.
You may like him,
just trust me!

I would not, could not, can't you see.
Not in a bar! You let me be.

I do not like him on a box.
I do not like him in my sox.
I do not like him in my house.
I do not like that stinking louse.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Can't you see?
Not in my car! Now let me be!

I would not, could not, on a box.
I could not, would not, in my sox.
I will not like that stinking louse.
I do not like him in my house.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like that drunkard Sam.
I do not like that Sam-the-man.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a bar. Now let me be.
I do not like that Sam, you see.
Not in my house. Not on a box.
Not that louse. Not in my sox.
I will not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere!

You do not like
that drunkard Sam?

I do not
like that
Sam-the-man.

Could you, would you,
just a bit?

I would not,
could not,
just a bit!

Would you, could you,
give a
icon_censored.gif
?

I could not, would not, just a bit.
I will not, do not, give a
icon_censored.gif
.
I will not like him in the rain.
I will not like him on a train.
Not in the dark! Can't you see!
Not in a bar! You let me be!
I do not like him on a box.
I do not like him in my sox.
I will not like him in my house.
I do not like that stinking louse.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him ANYWHERE!

I do not like
that drunkard Sam!
I do not like that
Sam-the-man.

You do not like him.
So you say.
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him!
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him!
And you may.
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him and you may, I say.

Damn!
If you will let me be,
I will
icon_censored.gif
him.
You will see.

Say!
I like that drunkard Sam!
I do! I like that Sam-the-man!
And I do like him more than a bit.
And I do like that little
icon_censored.gif
...
And I so like him in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a bar. Now I can see.
He is so good, so good, to me!

So I do like him on a box.
And I do like him in my sox.
And I do like him in my house.
And I do like that stinking louse.
And I do like him here and there.
Say! I do like him ANYWHERE!

I do so like
that drunkard Sam!
Love you!
Love you,
Sam-the-man!
Thanks Tay, but that's like saying Dr. Seuss was bored when he wrote Green Eggs & Ham. Never!

...oh, and Steven...
(g)00(n)/10 :P
 
So drunk he doesn't know he's just said Justin is class!

What a ****ing idiot! :lol:

0/10 - fail ;)
 
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