Rate the joke above
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Thekingin64
Strata Poster
4.5/10 Took me a while to get it but raised a small laugh when I did.
The Wanted are stuck at the bottom of the worlds deepest mine........
How do you get up from an all time low?
The Wanted are stuck at the bottom of the worlds deepest mine........
How do you get up from an all time low?
bizarrofan10
Hyper Poster
joke
2/10
If you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?
(figure it out yourselves)
2/10
If you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?
(figure it out yourselves)
Thekingin64
Strata Poster
Didn't particualy get it
1/10
A taxi driver picks up a passanger and drives him to his destination. During the journey, the passanger leans forward and taps the driver on shoulder to ask to change the radio station when the taxi suddenly swerved and crashed into a wall. The passanger asked the driver what had happened.
The driver replies "I'm sorry about that, I used to drive a hearse."
1/10
A taxi driver picks up a passanger and drives him to his destination. During the journey, the passanger leans forward and taps the driver on shoulder to ask to change the radio station when the taxi suddenly swerved and crashed into a wall. The passanger asked the driver what had happened.
The driver replies "I'm sorry about that, I used to drive a hearse."
^You messed up the tenses there. It somehow detracted from the joke. 4/10.
And I can't, for the life of me, come up with a joke myself. To be edited...
And I can't, for the life of me, come up with a joke myself. To be edited...
Thekingin64
Strata Poster
So you can get this joke, you may want to have a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercontinental_ballistic_missile
Why is Nemesis like a Nuke in winter?
It's an ICBM
Why is Nemesis like a Nuke in winter?
It's an ICBM