^Thank you so much for resurrecting this informative, yet fun topic from its 7-month-old grave. I now feel, since your frank and candid confessions about your tastes in peanut butter, that I know you so much better. I'm sorry you haven't had it for ages. Hopefully life will improve soon.
In the meantime, may I suggest that you try filling your time by learning to use capital letters correctly? For example, many people find it entertaining to use them after a full stop, or period if you will. Also, taking the time to write "I" instead of "i", which is never correct, may take your mind off the fact that you haven't had any of your favourite crunchy peanut butter for ages.