I'm surprised no ones mentioned the most notorious of theme park fanboys, Cedar Point and Alton Towers fanboys are nothing compared.
Obviously I'm talking about the Gulliver's Matlock Bath fanboys. I **** hate them, with their food-stained Gulliver's gooniform and laminated annual passes.
You can barely get five feet beyond the entrance of the park before one of the fanboys jumps out of a nearby bush to record your presence in their visitor numbers log book, before trying to have a picture taken with you. Sometimes they make that strange howling noise, and all the other fanboys jump out of other nearby shrubbery and congregate around you taking pictures and making strange noises. Last time I had to fight my way through them, using one of the machetes supplied by the park staff.
And don't even get me started on the Gulliver's Matlock Bath fan forum (GMBfans), which I'm sure many of you have tried to use to find news on the park, only to be banned by the admins for suggesting Boulder Dash is a better coaster than Switchback. **** Switchback. They treat it like a God, I remember seeing them knelt down worshiping it in the queue line and rubbing the supports - I had to climb over twelve men just to get on the damn ride. There's been countless arrests near the coaster, due to the fanboys having an urge to expose themselves to the steel track.
Its the kids born into it I feel sorry for, forced to wear the ceremonial Gulliver's gooniform and dance around the Log Roller Coaster as the sun sets. It alienates them from the real world, and teaches them to discriminate against all other parks. Its cruelty, by the age of 5 they've ridden the Log Flume against their will over 1000 times, and are hanging around the Alton Towers entrance attacking guests for not visiting Gulliver's.
There's no point going on about them, I'm sure you know what I mean as they are obviously very notorious within the coaster community. They just need to learn that the park is not as sacred as they think it is, and there are many other parks that are much better. No point explaining that to them though, they'll just start shouting non-sensical crap about Switchback's incredible airtime or the amazing theming of the Lilliput Woods area. I can barely understand what they're saying anyway, as there mouths are usually stuffed full of Chef Gully's spaghetti bolognese - hence the bolognese stains all down their fronts.
I **** hate the Gulliver's Matlock Bath fanboys.