Energylandia
We arose from our bed at Western Camp for our final day of theme parking at the mighty Energylandia.
Regarding Western Camp, which is one of the obvious nearby places to stay when visiting Energylandia, I’ll copy what I recently posted in the Abyssus construction thread: we arrived late on Thursday and checked-out before hitting the park on Friday, so my only real experience was walking round the lake after breakfast. It was very cute! The fire pit areas looked fun. We had a ‘log-cabin room’ which was quite roomy for two (and cheap). The walk to Energylandia and McDonalds was pleasingly short and there was also the shuttle as an alternative. All in all, I’d deffo stay there again - was quite impressed and it would be particularly good going as a group for late night beers. My only caveat (for anyone interested in staying) is that if you’re desperate for a quiet night and/or privacy (...?!) then you’d obviously be better off with a hotel room as there wasn’t much sound-proofing.
Now, our original plan for our honeymoon was a US road trip which would climax with Cedar Point, so Energylandia was our shonky European substitute. Instead of the drive round to Hotel Breakers, we got the walk up to Energylandia via McDonalds and our first daytime look at Hyperion. Half sincere and half for amusement, I started playing “The Ecstacy of Gold” from ‘The Good The Bad and The Ugly’ from my phone, which we had planned to blast out of the car speakers during our ‘cinematic’ drive round the back of Steel Vengeance (for maximum hype). But the intentionally goofy play of the epic music during our walk passed McDonalds quickly seemed apt - Hyperion looked ****ing massive. That turnaround.... oh my! We then saw Zadra looming in the distance, which would be our first RMC. Holy ****. Oh yes, my friends... this was no longer a joke.... game faces on, let’s get serious!!!
Of course, the seriousness would be fleeting. Energylandia is a funny park, isn’t it? Despite maximum coaster excitement, my expectations of park in general the were set to low further to reading
@Howie ‘s (excellent and amusing) recent trip report. Fully anticipating a nonsense, fairground-like maelstrom, my mind was somehow in the right place and I ended up having a really good time and thoroughly enjoying it. It really was as if a 10 year old’s prize creation in the original 90s “Theme Park” video game had been brought to life. What a garish and cheerful mess! Very cheap looking models of sea monsters, Egyptian artefacts, dragons and what can only be described as ‘miscellaneous tat’ surrounded us at every corner. This was the absolute opposite of, say, Europa Park. Certainly ugly, but not without its own individual charm. My fondness for the park is somewhat similar to my fondness for garish 80s practical effects driven horror films - if you go in with the right mindset, you can have a great time... but it’s certainly an acquired taste!!
Despite the ugliness of duplo-like entranceway and strange name, there are two things that Energylandia gets 10/10 for; toilets and drinks/food stations. Any time we wanted either, they would magically appear next to us. This was an absolutely roasting day, hitting 30 degrees centigrade (and really being too hot for a visit to a theme park). But on almost every walkway there were cooling mist sprayers and, in stark contrast to the observations of
@Howie, I found there to be lots of places to take refuge from the sun in the shade - despite the park being
rammed there was never any wait for a sheltered table. There was an area near the RMF dragon that was almost entirely shaded with umbrellas, covered seating and (fairly tall) trees. OK, so it certainly wasn’t giving off a lush, green forest vibe, but it was not the concrete mess I had built up in my mind. I was also impressed that every single queue line, from memory, had mist sprayers and substantial umbrellas and shading to keep us going - which was really quite necessary in this obnoxious heat. Just goes to show the benefits of going in with low expectations... it can only be better!
What I did NOT have low expectations for, however, was the two star attractions. Upon entering the park, we bolted for Zadra, foolishly without picking up a map or doing any real research as to where it was and I quickly got in a mild hissy fit because, amongst the garish flat rides, I couldn’t immediately figure out how to get there. Hint - you have to find a tunnel that goes under a road, which is located near Formula. Still, there was very little signage to Zadra until we got to that area. Must have picked a duff route!! Eventually we stumbled across the tunnel and got our first up close look at our first RMC.
Good grief!!!!
Oh my!!!! Phwooooar!!!!
Looking at this thing is just pure coaster porn. You see that RMC track and your pulse starts racing. You gawp at the wood and the steel intertwining like some HR Giger monstrosity. You just can’t look away. Set against the epic music of the queue line, we were truly pumped to get on. I didn’t find the walk to the station particularly hideous... I think the walk on the standard queue for Wodan might actually be slightly longer?
Getting there, we encountered the our first locker system experience at the park. I must say, I really appreciated the Energylandia system of having the locker wristband. Safe, easy and quick (after the initial confusion as to what we had to do). Then, the lanes system for picking your row. Contrary to what everyone else has seemingly ever said about the park, and even what Energylandia advertise on the signage, “lane 2” on Zadra and Hyperion is NOT for single riders. Instead, it’s for rows 2-4. Obviously, we picked the front row. The go-pro was strapped on ready to record some memories. Sadly, a bit of research would have done wonders here - I was promptly asked for my “go pro wristband” and told that I’d have to go all the way back to the front of the park to get one. Noooooo!!! It seemed silly to avoid our imminent front row ride and trudge back just to capture the moment, so I accepted their offer of looking after the camera, sat down and got ready to rock.
Now, the very first thing I thought when I sat in the ride and got the restraint lowered was “... eurgh”. Wtf is this restraint. I knew that the ride had shin guards but they seemed to stab into my uncovered skin and I was immediately uncomfortable and relatively claustrophobic compared to my other rides on the trip. The lap bar was around mid-thigh and also quite firm. I checked-in with my wife and she was very comfortable, so this was clearly a me thing. But, I did my best to get over it.
I’m not sure there is much to say about the ride generally that hasn’t already been said. Woah! This thing flew around the track and gave us a really wild ride - we were laughing and cheering after we pulled into the (very aggressive!!) brakes.
Zadra delivers in spades. Heaps of airtime. Such ferocious speed. But I must give a mention to that stall. The stall on Zadra is currently sitting as my all time number one element/inversion/thing. It was just absolutely glorious!
We did five rides in total, all more or less walk ons, two of which were at around 4pm after a day in the unbearably hot sun. At this point the ride was visibly running faster. It was absolutely
monstering round the track - quite intimidating! It was at this point we did a back row ride. That first drop in the back row was amazing. Bum out of my seat and in the air like I was twerk-ing. The rest of the ride was super wild and
ferocious.
I can’t decide which was more intense out of Zadra and Lech Coaster. One thing is absolutely certain; Zadra certainly let me know it was ferocious, quite obnoxiously, because the restraint was digging into my thighs and shins and causing a fair bit of pain on that back row ride. By the time I got to the double-down, I found myself clinging onto the grips to pull myself down and minimise the crush. My wife, who is a foot shorter and many stone lighter, still had no complaints. On my final ride, which was around row 3, I found that I could alleviate the shin discomfort by going on ‘tip toes’ so the shin restraint didn’t touch my skin. That was my best ride on Zadra. I was really keen to to go on again but Mrs. Nitefly was extremely exhausted and reluctant - I though it best to end our run on a high and leave it there.
I therefore have a slightly blighted view of Zadra. I can definitely see why many would rate this higher than Lech coaster - in fact, Zadra is now my wife’s new (and current) number one coaster and it’s certainly up there for me. But I can’t overlook that I spent a lot of time trying to maximise my comfort for the ‘perfect ride’ and that I did experience leg pain on that back row ride and some discomfort on all of my rides. I’m not a gross porker but I am sitting pretty heavy at the moment and do need to lose weight, so perhaps I will have a better experience when I’m a little more slender. What I can say is that if Zadra had the ultra comfortable Lech Coaster trains, it would probably be my number one.
So, where’s my Zadra POV? Well, I didn’t manage to get one. Or any POVs at this park. When I tried to get my go-pro wrist band, I was directed towards a very hench and intimidating security man who firmly told me that no filming was permitted at the park before walking off to attend to something else. Suspecting a language barrier problem, I then spent 5 minutes trying to ask others for the wrist band. Each time, I was pointed towards the same wrestler-esque security man and I thought I better not push my luck by asking him a second time (or make him figure out that I was trying ‘get passed his authority’). Later in the day, Mrs. Nitefly was deployed with the go-pro to get a wristband but she had the exact same problem and was directed to the same person. Wrestler man purportedly firmly barked at her that absolutely no filming was allowed and his say was clearly final. Simply put, if he is working the front gates you haven’t got a chance of getting a go-pro wrist band, even though the other staff members seemed to infer it was possible. Still, with the matter concluded, we were then free to enjoy the rest of our day.
Next up was Hyperion. Wow, what a monster!!! Expectations were also extremely high. Could this be a Shambhala beater? The queue was pleasingly cool to walk through and, again, I didn’t think it was THAT long to walk through. I really enjoyed the triumphant theme (it reminded me of Galaxy Quest) and the short loop didn’t bother me.... until the ride broke down for 15 minutes and then it’s chirpy triumphantness began to grate in close proximity to the swarms of non-mask wearers.
If Energylandia is anything to go by, coronavirus will end the human race. Nobody had any regard whatsoever for social distancing or mask wearing in the densely packed queues. It was too hot to wear masks for any prolonged period, granted, but it was telling that we saw many people turned away from rides for not having a mask - it wasn’t even on their mind that they needed one, despite all the signage.
Back to Hyperion. We managed 3 rides on this, including the front row and the back. Absolutely phenomenal! Bravo!! My last ride, being a back centre seat, was particularly immense. The airtime and speed were
sensational. The drop is obviously world class and the air time hill that follows probably gave me the most sustained airtime on any ride to date. In the back middle seat, the final sections were all forceful yet smooth. The ride ended and I had a grin on my face just like I did when I came off Lech. However, my wife in the back wing seat had a very different experience... in her view, the ride was as rough as Silver Star!!! What!!! I couldn’t believe that I could have such a buttery smooth experience and one seat away, she was being rattled all over the place. I think my only wing seat experience was in the front row and that wasn’t noticeably rough, so I didn’t get a bad ride on Hyperion. My final ride was so good that I
did think it topped Shambhala... I guess I’ll just have to get back to Spain ASAP for a comparison!
This post has been long enough so I’ll be quick with the other rides:
RMF dragon - we had a back row ride and it was snappy and forceful for a family ride. Really good.
Forumula - OK. Sort of a filler coaster. Absolutely nothing like Lech.
Mayan - our first SLC. My wife’s two word review on the brake run was “****-balls”. It just sort of chugged and lurched. Very disorienting in the middle of the train with the lack of vision and even now I’m not really sure of the layout, so I did therefore think the layout was quite good, for an SLC virgin. Sadly, discomfort was the most noticeable thing so I think that’s my SLC riding saga nipped in the bud.
Speed - The water splash coaster. Pretty good! It’s not immediately noticeable but the single train/boat is actually divided into two cars and row 3 is the start of the second car. As a result, we got soaked in row 3 as the water came up at us and surprised us from the gap at the back of row 2 on both drops, which was quite funny. It was very smooth and completely unlike Poseidon at Europa Park (which I found rather rough / unpleasant). Definitely worth a ride.
We also had a ride on the Europa Park inspired “Swiss slow-raft” ride which was fun although a little too long (in the blistering heat). Otherwise, we had no desire to ride any of the other coasters/tat.
Leaving Energylandia marked the end of our trip. We had a final encounter with a wasp (which by this point we had decided was the same wasp that had been following us the whole trip since Greece - like a horror movie villain) and set off for the airport and home.
I’ll post some final thoughts another time, as we learned a lot from this trip and I think I know my own preferences a lot better now. But, in summary we had an absolute blast!