So glad I ended up coming along to this trip after all. I think if I hadn’t, and with everyone’s social media updates over the weekend, I would have cried. Big thank you to Ian for the organisation and for the perks and to Sue for doing some pretty tiring drives. I know Liseberg and Grona weren’t technically part of the live, but I’m going to cover the whole weekend in this report. This may be long, sorry haha.
Liseberg
I flew out to Gothenburg on the Friday morning, arriving at the park around 2pm. I went to Liseberg last year, so there was no cred anxiety on my behalf. I met with the group and waited whilst some people got the kiddie creds and then we headed over to Kanonen. I was going to sit this one out, but I was itching to ride something so went on it. It’s still dreadful, it’s the wrong coaster to be packed into such a tight space and the speed is uncomfortable. Next up was Balder, I spent the queue trying to convince Ian that it is a good coaster. I know it’s a bit repetitive, but it’s such good fun and so re-rideable – surely that’s what it’s all about?
I hadn’t ridden the log flume previously and it was a warm afternoon so decided to give it a try. It’s amazing, the double drop was a cool surprise and got us all a lot wetter than I’d expected. We rode the skyroller, where I failed to get any sort of spin so gave up and just admired the views of the city. The screaming swing was also good, really floaty airtime and pretty stomach churning.
Atmosfear, was up next. It’s probably one of my favourite drop towers, it drops and then halfway down it feels as though you start being pulled down even faster. The ears popping as you brake is also a weird feeling. Amazing though.
Finally we were heading to the main attraction of the park, Helix. Was it going to be as good as I remembered? Yes, yes it was. We rode it a couple of times in a row using the fastpasses that Ian had kindly arranged for us. It’s such a fantastic ride that offers everything a coaster goon could want – launches, airtime, inversions, the lot! There’s a section in the middle where you’re going round a few corners and then into the short tunnel, and I couldn’t believe how fast we were going. It’s definitely gotten faster since I rode it last year. I was so pleased to hear that all the people who had ridden it for the first time that day loved it as much as I do.
Another thing that I hadn’t tried last time was the horror walk through, since it was an upcharge and I couldn’t be arsed. This time it was included on the wristband, so I decided to give it a try. I was made to go at the front of my little group, we set off and I was so impressed with how amazingly themed the whole thing was. It’s themed to a haunted hotel and the detail is spot on in every single section. It’s kind of scary – mostly actors jumping out at you but they did a pretty good job. NHS Jordan physically jumped during one of the scares and it was hilarious.
Some people did the rapids and then we split for dinner, some of us deciding to quickly give Lisbergbanen a go. It’s a classic but a goodie, I love the way it interacts with the hill and all the other rides in the area.
After dinner, the park was starting to get dark. Liseberg is one of the park’s that’s a beauty in the dark. The lights remind me of a funfair, but with none of the tackiness. Our first night ride was on Balder, I’ve always sat at the back so decided to the front row for once and see if it still ranks so highly. It does, the ride was fantastic and being at the front made me appreciate just how steep the first drop is.
We finished the day whoring Helix for some night-time rides. It’s amazing in the dark and I love seeing the trains all lit up just whizzing round the track. I never realised before just how intense it is at the back, I actually felt a little light headed after one go. I ended my day with a front row ride. It was the perfect way to end what had been a fantastic day and Howie and I did a little fist bump on the brake run to celebrate.
We set off on the drive to Jonkoping for our first hotel, finally getting to sleep around 1am.
Kolmarden
After 5 hours sleep, we woke up stupidly early to begin our 2 hour drive to Kolmarden. It was worth it though as we had ERT on Wildfire to look forward to. The drive took us along some roads next to a lake and the approach into Kolmarden was also stunning. We arrived at 9am and joined up with the rest of the goons to head into the park. It was around a 15 minute walk to the coaster, there was a real buzz of excitement within the group. Finally we were there and it was time for the ERT to begin.
I was worried that my expectations were too high for this, but I needn’t have been. It was absolutely incredible and has slotted in nicely at number 2. Over the course of the day I rode it 8 times, front, middle and back and every single time I got a fantastic ride. I think I prefer the back as the airtime is stronger, especially on the airtime hills towards the end, but the first drop in the front seat was also incredible, a proper “oh sh*t” moment. And where do I even begin on the inverted zero-g stall? What the hell was that?! It’s so surreal, hangtime is normally uncomfortable but this felt amazing. It almost didn’t feel like an inversion, like how the hell was I getting airtime when I’m upside down. It’s without a doubt my favourite section of any rollercoaster and then it’s followed by the amazing sideways airtime. The ride slows down a little in the middle…..but that would probably be my only criticism, it soon picks up again into an intense heartline roll and a few twists and turns before the brake run. We were all clapping with joy at the end. I don’t know who decided it was a good idea to plonk a massive RMC into a zoo in in the middle of Sweden….but I’m very glad they did.
The rest of the day was a really chilled out one. We did the 2 kiddie creds and then spent some time looking around the animal exhibits. The highlight was the skyways safari, which was a half hour skyride around some really impressive animal enclosures. We saw bears, lions, giraffes the lot. The highlight of course were the views of wildfire and the surrounding lakes and forest, it was truly breathtaking.
We went to the buffet restaurant for lunch, the variety of food was good, shame you couldn’t just sit down and enjoy it without being attacked by a million wasps!! We did the Safari again to let our food go down before a couple of more goes on Wildfire and calling it a day.
Grona Lund / Stockholm
Since some of the Group were flying out the next evening and wouldn’t get a chance to do Grona at night, a decision was made to go there that evening instead. The drive to the park was fine until we hit stressful Stockholm where every single road the sat nav sent us down appeared to be blocked off. This was where Left Bank Two became a thing. For some reason which I can’t remember, everytime we were having a driving nightmare, Owain played the Left Bank Two music. I cried with laughter, but it was kind of a “you had to be there” thing.
Anyway after finally getting to the park and parking up we went to get our wristbands and made our way into the park, stopping first at Tuff-Tuff Taget. It was merely a +1, but the ride op was fabulous. Next up was Jetline, another brilliant Swedish Schwarzkopf. It was a lot faster than I expected and the first two drops were really good. Over to Twister next and I was really impressed at just how much coaster they had packed into such a tight space, when I thought it was coming to an end it just seemed to keep on going. I was a little underwhelmed by the coaster experience though, it just doesn’t really do anything other than a few mild pops of airtime. I was slightly better the next evening in the rain, but nothing to blow my mind.
The group re-formed to go on the Ghost Train. It was fab, it had vibrating seat goodness, a funny man on the toilet and couple of decent jump scares. There was a 40 minute queue for Kvasten – gross but it passed quickly. It’s a Vekoma suspended family coaster, it was nice and smooth but nothing to write home about.
Next up was the ride I’d been dreading – Insane. I know it had to be done though for the +1. I was bricking it as it climbed to the top. To start with it seemed okay – Howie and I foolishly remarked how it wasn’t so bad. Oh how wrong we were, it soon started spinning and at one point dropped when we were upside down. I felt like my brain had just exploded, it was awful. Possibly the worst coaster i’ve ever ridden.
The Wild Mouse was next, which apparently is the tallest in the world. It wasn’t too bad, I liked that it didn’t have the boring section that most Wild Mouse’s have where with all the painful corners.
I’d heard really good things about the fun house so was excited to give it a go. I had a mong moment on the moving steps and caused them to do an emergency stop. Never mind. Highlights were the moving bouncy slide thing, all the CFer’s on the spinning wheel and the slide at the end. So much fun.
We finished off with a ride on the Star Flyer. I’d wanted to do this at night, and the views did not disappoint. Bloody freezing up there , but totally worth it.
We did have 1 more cred to ride, the Tivoli. We ran to it from the Star Flyer but it was closed . Nevermind, we had tomorrow to come back and get it. With that we drove back to the hotel, only to be met with double bed faff, before finally settling down at around midnight.
Since we now had a spare day on the Sunday, some sightseeing in Stockholm was to be done. I had no idea what was in Stockholm and nothing really stuck out for me, so I just followed what other people were doing. We had a little wander around some streets and churches before splitting – some of us choosing to do the boat on the river and others heading to the boat museum. Once we were done with the boat Jordan, Conor, Chris and I found a beer and burgers place and had a long, lazy lunch, a lovely chilled way to spend a rainy afternoon. We looked around some more of the city before splitting as they had to catch their flight and I was off back to Grona Lund.
Stockholm as a city was a bit mediocre. I think I was expecting it to be really cool and have a cosmopolitan vibe, but it was just really bland. The crap weather didn’t help – but its ticked off my list now and I don’t think I’ll be heading back in any hurry.
Anyway I met back up with my fellow car sharers and we headed on into Grona (for free again, yay). We had an hour to kill to rode the Tivoli, Jetline, Twister, the drop tower, the ghost train, the fun house and finishing off on the Love Tunnel. We headed out for some food at TGI’s, before going back to Owain and Jayjay’s hostel with them. It was around midnight at this point and me and Sue knew we had 3 hours to kill before we left Stockholm. Luckily the hostel had a communal area with sofas and a computer so me and Sue just chilled, talking away the hours and watching POV’s.
The time soon passed and we went for a walk to wake ourselves up and get some fresh air before the drive. As we stood and watched the rest of the city sleeping across the river, I reflected on the weekend. There’s no way I would have ever found myself standing in Stockholm at 3am if I hadn’t found CF and it’s because of this site that I have these weird and surreal experiences. You guys truly are amazing, thank you for such an incredible weekend. Until next time.
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