Kebab
Giga Poster
I've been having this problem since last night, I've literally had just 2 hours sleep because of this! I don't think I've ever felt so bad over farting before!
It started last night about an hour after eating a delicious chicken tikka masala, I started to have intense churning feelings in my stomach and then non-stop bubbling in my intestines. I took no notice of it...
Got to bed and continued to have severe cramping pains in my stomach, and then eventually it lead to an intense farting show. I can't help but fart, it makes me feel better, but **** hell I was close to dying! It had this really deep smell that sends skunks running for their lives, and my bedroom smelt like I was bathing in a cows arse.
Anyway, I kept waking up just to find I was about let wind, I felt like I wanted to **** but that wasn't happening, so I was left angry and frustrated with what my body was doing... I eventually woke up about 9am, rushing to the toilet and then came out to be what looked like the blackpool fountains ( **** ), pouring beneath me, like Valhalla before they turned half of the waterfall effects off. It was disgusting.
And now the house smells of death, I feel sick to the stomach, I can barely eat a biscuit and I've nearly burnt a hole through my jeans. It's driving me insane, and if these don't stop before I go to work, I'll literally cut my arse off.
Help? I normally average to about 10-15 farts a day, but at the moment I'm coming close to about 70 (no joke!)
It started last night about an hour after eating a delicious chicken tikka masala, I started to have intense churning feelings in my stomach and then non-stop bubbling in my intestines. I took no notice of it...
Got to bed and continued to have severe cramping pains in my stomach, and then eventually it lead to an intense farting show. I can't help but fart, it makes me feel better, but **** hell I was close to dying! It had this really deep smell that sends skunks running for their lives, and my bedroom smelt like I was bathing in a cows arse.
Anyway, I kept waking up just to find I was about let wind, I felt like I wanted to **** but that wasn't happening, so I was left angry and frustrated with what my body was doing... I eventually woke up about 9am, rushing to the toilet and then came out to be what looked like the blackpool fountains ( **** ), pouring beneath me, like Valhalla before they turned half of the waterfall effects off. It was disgusting.
And now the house smells of death, I feel sick to the stomach, I can barely eat a biscuit and I've nearly burnt a hole through my jeans. It's driving me insane, and if these don't stop before I go to work, I'll literally cut my arse off.
Help? I normally average to about 10-15 farts a day, but at the moment I'm coming close to about 70 (no joke!)
