Have You Ever Cupcaked Yourself?

[furie]

^ Aw am I still invited?

Not if you're going fart at us, pick your nose and wipe it around the house and piss in the shower - no!

 

[Anonymous]

And people say/think im messed up.


My answer is a fat no.

 

[Ian]

I can't why some people don't find farting funny.

They make funny noises, tehy're usually unexpected it create a smell that will make people cringe.

What's not funny about that?

 

[RCF]

^ I think farts are hilarious. A times though they're inappropriate.

 

[A-Kid]

Reminds me of when I did a huge fart back when I was in hospital for my back. They had guests in the bed next to me. One of them got the blame. I couldn't stop laughing so funny. Cleared the room nicely.

 

[Uncle Arly]

I can't why some people don't find farting funny.

They make funny noises, tehy're usually unexpected it create a smell that will make people cringe.

What's not funny about that?

Exactly!

 

[Patrick]

No.

 

[Jools]

I find it's usually only british people that make such a big deal over farts, I think they are horrible, especially if you do that! But if it's like unstopable then it's fine, or if you need to just leave the room etc, or go outside, in germany, I think it's a ocmpliment, actually I think that's burping :lol:

 

[Screaming Coasters]

Ewwww, I don't wanna smell my poo particles.

 

[marc]

Mind you I did fart in the lift at work today and the women that went in after I left did not look to happy.

 

[Anonymous]

Farts can be funny but not all the time. But males are odd creatures thus more males find farts funny. The good old SBD is a nice thing to leave in a lift or in a small place ie a car full of people.

I am guessing some people on the site do drop the odd atom bomb of a fart.

 

[Screaming Coasters]

Actually I must admit...

Farting in the bath is a must do!
It smells different.

 

[Slash]

I pick my nose on a regular basis, I pee in the shower, but no, I can safely say I've never cupcaked farts.

Why Tay? WHY? Why would you WANT to pee in the shower!?

and NO, although farts can be hilarious.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Why Tay? WHY? Why would you WANT to pee in the shower!?

Because I can absolutely not have to pee at all.. But then I hit the lovely warm water.. And I just have the urge to pee

 

[ciallkennett]

Actually I must admit...

Farting in the bath is a must do!
It smells different.

That's because it's filtered and it makes it be better or something. It's like some cannabis users filter it through this tube thing and water. I dunno how it makes it better, but it does

And who doesn't pee in the shower?!?!

 

[Ollie]

I cupcaked Ollie in Tivoli Gardens and asked him to 'scoff the boff', he was less than impressed!

Did you? I don't remember that. I remember you singing happy birthday to me and that's about it.
And I voted no.

 

[furie]

That's because it's filtered and it makes it be better or something. It's like some cannabis users filter it through this tube thing and water. I dunno how it makes it better, but it does

You're talking about a bong and the reason to use it is so you can have a higher concentration of dope in the burner. Pot burns hotter and quicker than tobacco on its own, so the idea is that you draw it through the water and the pot smoke is cooled, then trapped in a chamber for you to draw it in. It means the smoke isn't quite as harsh.

As for the bathtub answer? I found this:

There are several factors. First of all, a shower is a small, enclosed space, so the fart gas is more concentrated, and the high turbidity of the air in the shower circulates the gas through the space effectively. Secondly, the high humidity and high temperature conditions in the shower enhance a person's sense of smell and taste. The farts don't actually smell worse, it's just that we can smell them better than usual.
Similar conditions prevail in the bathtub.

From probably the best website I've ever been to!
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

And who doesn't pee in the shower?!?!

Me, I don't.

 

[Jake]

I don't see what's wrong with peeing in the shower? It just dissapears with the shower water...

I haven't cupcaked myself, but I often burp and blow it into peoples faces, haha!

 

[Naemuti]

I pick my nose on a regular basis, I pee in the shower, but no, I can safely say I've never cupcaked farts.

^ I do everything in this post. Although I have smelled my own farts indirectly. I can't say I'm a connoisseur, but depending on what I've eaten they can range from tolerable to vomit-inducing. So I don't make a habit of "cupcaking" myself.