I just went outside the office for a tab. I was one step away from my usual standing/smoking spot and a SPLAT of BIRD POO landed in front of me.
If I had left the office 10 seconds earlier or increased my stride, the shat would have landed on my head, giving me a Gorbachev.
At Thorpe on Sunday, whilst sitting outside Crust, a bird poo landed a foot away from Vadge. Again, another lucky escape.
So I want to know if a bird has ever shat on you. :wink: Tell me you feathered-friend scat stories!
If I had left the office 10 seconds earlier or increased my stride, the shat would have landed on my head, giving me a Gorbachev.
At Thorpe on Sunday, whilst sitting outside Crust, a bird poo landed a foot away from Vadge. Again, another lucky escape.
So I want to know if a bird has ever shat on you. :wink: Tell me you feathered-friend scat stories!