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I have two not so funny stories, but I'll post them anyways.

1) I was recording some amateur off-ride footage of Fahrenheit from the queue line. My group of friends were talking **** about a ginger who was quite a ways in front of us. Nothing extremely mean or anything, just small talk*. I didn't realize I recorded the entire conversation in the background of that clip until I published the whole video in iMovie.


2) I lost my friends while staring at SkyRush. The End.

*I didn't mean to offen anyone in this post, especially gingers...
 
One just popped in my head! I was on Invertigo @ KI. The guy in front of me was huge! He was at least six foot five! I was looking at him during the ride. He was full of himself like "yeah, phhh, this don't look to bad." The lift started and he held on to the restraint so tight! He said "s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t s**t!" It stopped suddenly and said "da f**k! It stop!" It suddenly dropped and he yelled "motherf**ker motherf**ker motherf**ker! I hate this motherf**king piece of s**t!" I went up the second lift and he yelled at his girlfriend "I motherf**king hate you Lakisha!" It let go and he just started crying! I swear but his cursing didn't stop. When it went back up the first lift, he yelled "Oh f**k no! Not again!" it went back down and he just got off cool. He wanted to punch me though because I laughed my ass off at him the whole ride!
 
I have a really funny one. I was on Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom on December 18th 2011. I sat next to this random black guy that was like in his early-mid 20's. At the beginning of the coaster he had his arms behind his head like, "yea i'm a big and tough black guy that works out everday and gets all da ladies" but then once we went backwards he put his hands on the lap bar and LITERALLY screamed like a little girl.

Example: AHHHHH EEEEEEEEHH OH MY GOD EEEEEEH! STOP THE RIDE! OH MY GOD EEEEEH!

It sounded exactly as you imagine it. It wasn't just the backwards section, it was the drop and the helix too. Also when the yeti came he screamed "EEEEEH!"

LOL
 
One of my sister's friends had told us that she had ridden Millennium Force when it first opened, so it was like a 3-4 hour wait. By the time she had gotten to the station and boarded the train, she had to pee really bad but wanted to follow through with riding the coaster to make worth the long wait. As she headed up the lift, some Asian guys were in the seats in front of her, all excited and "yelling all this Chinese stuff". She started laughing her ass off and by the time they had gotten to the top of the lift she was laughing so hard that she pissed her pants while descending the 300ft drop. Not sure if she made this up but it seems pretty plausible..

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I was 16 and we were at Bobbejaanland. It was early April but pretty hot for the time of the year. We noticed that the queue for Wild Water Slide wasn't that long so we decided to ride it. We voted who was going to sit front-seat and that was me. We sat down the boat and my friend told me he wanted to get a little soaked too, so he asked me to go sit as far to the front as I could. I tried to go as far as I could untill my knees hit the front of the boat. Everything fine and after the ride I wanted to move more to the back so we could get out faster. But than I noticed that my legs were stuck under the front of the boat and I couldn't get out at all. I tried as much as I could untill it was painfull. We entered the station and I told one of the ride ops I was stuck and couldn't move out of the boat. One of the ops hopped into the boat and pulled as hard as he could to get me out of the boat. It didn't work and he offered us another ride so I could pull myself out of the boat. Again it didn't work. They made me lay down in the boat and two of the ops stepped in to pull me out by my arms. It took me 2 more years to ride Wild Water Slide for a second time.
 
Just thought of another one. I was in the front seat of Gemini on June 15th 2012 and two kids behind us where yelling random swear words the whole ride. I hope there where no children on that train...
 
Years ago, some ride op let 5 of us get into one of them dinghys on the water slide at Pleasurewood. We actually made it to the last hump, before falling out as we hit the bottom. Luckily, none of us got hurt.

Young and dumb, I guess? Though I'm going to treasure the ORP forever!
 
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