Fat Woman Gets Stuck in Waterslide

[EnigmaHyena]

^Who knows? It IS The Sun after all. They probably got the weight restrictions wrong anyway, knowing them.

Ugh, The Sun...

 

[T0M]

As soon as I started reading that, I knew it was going to be from The Sun. The paper belongs in the gutter, I'm surprised it didn't do its usual and quote "a source" (whichs means they have made the story up off the top of their heads). Still quite funny, but there are people in this country that believes everything in the newspaper.

 

[Gavin]

I love The Sun. I'd never actually pay for it, but I read it online occasionally. The best part is that readers can comment on the stories. It's great how those f**ktards manage to turn everything into some kind of "Hangins too gud for em/get the imigints out!" comment.

 

[Anonymous]

hahahaha, what were they thinking?

 

[CMonster]

What were who thinking? The fatsos, the park, the ride ops, the Sun, the f**ktards...?

 

[furie]

wonder what the ride's weight limit actually was - the original article says 20st, the 2nd one says 30st.

I think it's 20st for the double boats. It's supposed to be one adult, one child; two children or two small adults. That's if I remember correctly, it's been years since I went on one.

 

[Lofty]

I've seen bigger women then her ride slides like this though, so much that their fat overhangs the ring and when they get off it's nearly deflated.. I seriously cannot understand how this has happened..

 

[T0M]

It probably didn't knowing the paper that reported it.

 

[furie]

It's the double tubes lofty. She was in one with a friend. A single one would be okay, but too belugas in a double ring is just not going to work...

 

[Ollie]

Imagine if she went on Kamikaze at Aquapolis Mark.
She'd fly off the slide and out to sea. :lol:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[JTRCBOY97]

was she really that big, i wouldnt of liked to been in that queue for that slide!! :lol:

 

[CMonster]

No, we're just all lying.