I’ll just finish this off then. I had a few days left after the cruise, so just decided to do a beach thing to finish off. I usually get quite bored with that kind of thing, but the trip up to this point had been pretty full-on, with very early mornings almost every day, so it was quite appealing by the end.
My two options were either Sharm El Sheikh or Hurghada. I opted for Hurghada since Sharm seemed a bit basic, but to be honest I don’t think there’s much between them. They’re both pretty much just full of all-inclusive resorts.
In Hurghada, there’s a massive stretch of beach full of huge all inclusives and a bunch of water parks to the south, but I opted to stay more central, partly because I was arriving late (no direct flight from Aswan, so had to fly up to Cairo and back down) and wanted to get to a hotel quickly, and partly so that I was better located to get around and do stuff, not that I ended up doing much.
Anyway, I got this view from my room when I woke up the next morning:
The hotel had its own private beach/island, so I had a day of doing f**k all. I’m officially getting old since I actually really enjoyed it. I had breakfast included in the room price, but added on a lunch/dinner package on that first morning. I hated myself for it, but there’s not a lot around apart from hotels/resorts, so it made no sense to bother going out for food just to come back again.
On the next day, I got a taxi up to El Gouna, which was just weird and kind of a waste of time. It’s just a bunch of artificial lagoons with a few shops and cafes where a bunch of rich people live. It was a total ghost town as well. I almost booked a hotel there, but so glad I didn’t.
I had another day on the hotel beach the next day, then headed out in the late afternoon.
One of the huge resorts to the south has a small amusement park. It’s only open in the evenings for resort guests, but I abused the CF name (as well as a bunch of other coaster websites) to get the cred. They have a day pass for their water park for non-guests, and the amusement park opens right after that closes (which is exactly when I got there), so I think it’s possible that you could do that, but if you wanted to just go to the amusement park at night, you wouldn’t be able to do it.
All of those huge resorts, from what I saw, have security gates way before you get close, which are pretty much on lockdown after dark, and you need your key cards/reservations to get in. Like I said though, if you’d been at their water park during the day, you’d be on site anyway (you’d probably be able to get to it even without using the water park thinking about it), but you’d be f**ked if you rocked up later and tried to get onto the site.
Anyway, there’s the advice for all of you about to book your flight to Hurghada for the cred.
I’d stupidly left my camera to charge in the hotel room, so just took a quick few photos on my phone, but felt a bit awkward even doing that. I don’t usually care, but some manager/receptionist had taken me in. They’d literally just opened and there was nobody there. Apparently, the resort guests tend to filter in for a bit after dinner, but it’s never exactly crowded.
Anyway, with that, I’d completed Egypt. Such an achievement.
I had an evening flight the next day, so filled the afternoon by booking onto some submarine thing.
Meh. It was cool to be in an actual submarine, but there wasn’t much to see. The coral reef if went to was dead, with some fake statues/shipwreck shoved into it, and some scuba diver was swimming around the outside feeding fish so that they’d come up. Whatever, worth it for the 15 quid I suppose.
Egypt was fab then. I’d been fascinated with the place as a kid, but had gone off the idea of going as I got older, but I ended up really enjoying it. All the old s**t is amazing even if I was getting a bit “over it” towards the end. And yeah, you are having to constantly brush off/ignore scammers and people selling s**te - though it was better when I was with that private tour guide - which was getting pretty exhausting near the end. Well, before the beach resort at least where none of that happens.
And then it was a ridiculous trek to get home, flying back up to Cairo first. I hadn’t paid much attention to my flight bookings, assuming that my return leg was the same (Cairo – Bangkok – Hong Kong), but it turns out that this time I had a 7-hour layover in Guangzhou, which is ridiculous. The Guangzhou - Hong Kong bit was with a different airline though, so I just got the check-in staff in Hurghada to send my luggage to Guangzhou, got a taxi from the airport to the high-speed train station (stupidly an hour away at completely opposite ends of the enormous city) and got a train back to Hong Kong.
So yeah, it added a layer of faff, but the new high-speed station in Hong Kong is literally a five-minute walk from my flat, so I was home 6 hours earlier than if I’d stuck with the original flight.
Done.