Ok so here's a thing; I'm intrigued by this solo-gooning lark, right? The more I think about it, the more appealing I find the idea.
So yesterday I conduct a little experiment. I'm off to visit a mate who lives oop north for a weekend right, so I say to myself 'Right Dave' (for 'tis my real name), 'Right Dave, take this opportunity to go to Lightwater Valley while you're up there'.
It's pretty much the only 'proper' UK theme park that I hadn't been to yet, and I've wanted to ride the Ultimate for years, so I went for it - I visited a theme park alone!
That makes me a goon, right?
But here's the rub: there's another thread that asks 'Do You Ride Kiddie Coasters?'
Like this thread, that's basically asking the same question right? ie 'How Much of a Goon are You?'
But while I was gooning around Lightwater Valley, on my own, in a decidedly goonful manner, on what was basically a quick cred run... I
didn't mop up the kiddie creds while I was there.
So what does that make me? Goon or not?
On the one hand I went 75 miles out of my way and paid 28 quid to ride the world's 2nd longest coaster (I'd like to have the 'world's longest' credit but I'll be fooked if I'm going to Japan to get it!), but on the other hand I passed up on 3 easy +1's while I was there. Weird huh?
I had 3 goes on the Ultimate (1 front and 2 back - awesome!), 1 go on Raptor Attack (also awesome, but oh so slow-loading), 1 go on the Black Pearl cos I'd never been on one of those inverting pirate ships before, 1 go on the Whirlwind cos it reminded of how Samurai
used to be back in its Chessington glory days, and I just love a good gyro-swing me, especially the KMG Afterburner so I had 2 goes on Eagle's Claw. And that was me done, mission accomplished, all in less than 2 hrs.
I stood and looked at Twister for several minutes, uhhming and ahhing about whether to ride. It's an easy +1, I thought, with no queue, it's right there in front of me..... BUT, it's a Reverchon spinner. I've already been on 2 of those. They're horrible. So in the end I thought 'Nah, sod that.'
I'll be honest with you, I was quite tempted by the Ladybird - it does look like quite a fun little coaster... but I'm 41 years old, and I'm in a theme park on my own. I wasn't gonna embarrass myself on a tinpot kiddie cred, 'just for the count'.
So again, what am I? Goon? Cred whore? None of the above? Or some sort of weird hybrid?
Sorry for rambling, but this post can also double up as my (very brief) LWV trip report.
It's quite a nice little 'medium' sized park. I liked it.
It's got 2 unique, quirky coasters that are both very good.
It's got some flat rides and a couple of water slides.
Like most UK parks, it could do with a brand new coaster (one with a loop or two).
There. Don't say my posts don't deliver value for money.
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