CedarPoint6
Hyper Poster
I saw somebody do this with different bands and thought it might be amusing to do this for coaster companies. Hope you're at least somewhat entertained!
Arrow is the guy in his midlife crisis that thinks he’d be totally awesome at skateboarding. Results end in a trip to the hospital.
B&M is like that girl you meet that seems almost *too* perfect.
CCI is the girl that’s broken up with you a few times but you somehow end up liking her again in a few weeks.
GCI is that cute girl you really want to ask out but know she’s probably out of your league and has a bunch of other guys that like her too.
Gerstlauer is the kid everybody said wouldn’t amount to anything before he became a millionaire a few years later.
Giovanola is the band that produced one great CD back in the day, but then broke up and was never heard from again.
Golden Horse is the apartment roommate that steals your stuff.
Gravity Group is the really cool uncle you don’t get to see much, but you always love when he shows up and you can go for a ride in his sports car.
Intamin is the charismatic guy that everybody thinks is cool, but will occasionally try and jump off the roof.
Kumbak is the kid in the Special Olympics that finishes last.
Mack is the NASCAR driver that usually finishes in the middle of the pack until one race when he dominates and wins it all.
Maurer Söhne is the cook that makes some of the best looking food you’ve ever seen although it ends up tasting just ok.
Pinfari is the guy you try to avoid, but keep seeing everywhere you go.
Premier always raises his hand in class, but people have stopped calling on him since he kept getting answers wrong.
Reverchon is the kid that looks over your shoulder during the test. He still doesn’t get an A.
S&S is the guy with the fantastic project proposal that you eventually realize will come in over budget and might not work at all.
Schwarzkopf is the grandfather that always tells the best stories. He can’t remember all of them anymore, but what he tells are great.
Togo is the foreign exchange student that hasn’t quite worked out American expressions.
Vekoma is the lady in the grocery store with about 12 kids she can’t control. You wonder how she got all those and why she can’t teach them better.
Zierer is like the guy in the back of the class that seems kind of stupid until the final presentation when it’s actually pretty good. His poster did start to fall apart; he had to superglue it back together.
Arrow is the guy in his midlife crisis that thinks he’d be totally awesome at skateboarding. Results end in a trip to the hospital.
B&M is like that girl you meet that seems almost *too* perfect.
CCI is the girl that’s broken up with you a few times but you somehow end up liking her again in a few weeks.
GCI is that cute girl you really want to ask out but know she’s probably out of your league and has a bunch of other guys that like her too.
Gerstlauer is the kid everybody said wouldn’t amount to anything before he became a millionaire a few years later.
Giovanola is the band that produced one great CD back in the day, but then broke up and was never heard from again.
Golden Horse is the apartment roommate that steals your stuff.
Gravity Group is the really cool uncle you don’t get to see much, but you always love when he shows up and you can go for a ride in his sports car.
Intamin is the charismatic guy that everybody thinks is cool, but will occasionally try and jump off the roof.
Kumbak is the kid in the Special Olympics that finishes last.
Mack is the NASCAR driver that usually finishes in the middle of the pack until one race when he dominates and wins it all.
Maurer Söhne is the cook that makes some of the best looking food you’ve ever seen although it ends up tasting just ok.
Pinfari is the guy you try to avoid, but keep seeing everywhere you go.
Premier always raises his hand in class, but people have stopped calling on him since he kept getting answers wrong.
Reverchon is the kid that looks over your shoulder during the test. He still doesn’t get an A.
S&S is the guy with the fantastic project proposal that you eventually realize will come in over budget and might not work at all.
Schwarzkopf is the grandfather that always tells the best stories. He can’t remember all of them anymore, but what he tells are great.
Togo is the foreign exchange student that hasn’t quite worked out American expressions.
Vekoma is the lady in the grocery store with about 12 kids she can’t control. You wonder how she got all those and why she can’t teach them better.
Zierer is like the guy in the back of the class that seems kind of stupid until the final presentation when it’s actually pretty good. His poster did start to fall apart; he had to superglue it back together.
