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mcgoughchris

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Alright guys so earlier I was speaking to an old work colleague on whatsapp. Everything going swimmingly, normal conversation about day to day life, I'd not spoken to this guy for months. I asked where he was working now... out of nowhere he asks me "so what's your size?" I was like "hmmm"
He was like "dont be shy" and i was all like "are you gay?"

His answer.... "im bi but not actively trying to sleep with girls"

The fuk does that mean? Explain please? Am I being groomed? should i be worried?
 
And I was all like, dude, grammar.

Mine:

I did stand up comedy in my school's talent show this year, and my US History teacher ran it. I had a big self deprecation bit in the act, and my teacher, before the first show, said to everyone, "you're all gonna do great.... Except for Joe." And I about died laughing.

...I don't do much.
 
When I worked in sales I knew an overweight man that could fit 6 hot dogs in his mouth at the same time and take them back out without breaking them... now thats special
 
When someone comes into a trip planning topic for a group of friends and makes sexist/disrespectful comments thinking they're funny, when really they just make the person look like a complete arse! So awkward XD
 
^Oh, those are the best. And then they hijack every other thread they're mentioned in? Ah, what disrespectful idiots.
 
My friend moved to South Carolina this year, and was fairly popular in the nerd group(yes, I am a nerd, and am proud to be one), about 20 or so thought he was the "leader" of the group. So anyways, a girl had a crush on him, a non-nerd girl. So to avoid putting 20 or so people in the friendzone, on the day he left, he told her he was gay(he's not actually gay). I couldn't help myself but to burst out laughing when I heard him tell me the story over Skype.

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nadroJ said:
When someone comes into a trip planning topic for a group of friends and makes sexist/disrespectful comments thinking they're funny, when really they just make the person look like a complete arse! So awkward XD
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Jesus you're amazing... Are you just following me about now? It's like one of those school yard crushes where you push me and I push you back...

Sooner or later you'll be changing your favourite ride section on your profile to 'mcgoughchris'

You get it?
 
mcgoughchris said:
nadroJ said:
When someone comes into a trip planning topic for a group of friends and makes sexist/disrespectful comments thinking they're funny, when really they just make the person look like a complete arse! So awkward XD
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Jesus you're amazing... Are you just following me about now? It's like one of those school yard crushes where you push me and I push you back...

Sooner or later you'll be changing your favourite ride section on your profile to 'mcgoughchris'

You get it?
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Oh stop flirting you!
 
nadroJ said:
No no, I love the passive aggressive streak in a man. Give me more!
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I mean this as a compliment and not as a sexist remark but it's not often someone fit like you can back it up with the intellect that you obviously have.

You're a feisty one like
 
nadroJ said:
No no, I love the passive aggressive streak in a man. Give me more!
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Ok lemmi try...

Go away dumbass, be my wife?

Your coaster count is almost as bumpy as a ride with me would be on my pushbike...




Hows that working for you, Jordan?
 
mcgoughchris said:
nadroJ said:
No no, I love the passive aggressive streak in a man. Give me more!
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I mean this as a compliment and not as a sexist remark but it's not often someone fit like you can back it up with the intellect that you obviously have.

You're a feisty one like
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Are you from Boro like? An hour away from FL or LWV and adding like to the end of sentences, stinks of Boro :lol:
 
Pierre said:
mcgoughchris said:
nadroJ said:
No no, I love the passive aggressive streak in a man. Give me more!
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I mean this as a compliment and not as a sexist remark but it's not often someone fit like you can back it up with the intellect that you obviously have.

You're a feisty one like
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Are you from Boro like? An hour away from FL or LWV and adding like to the end of sentences, stinks of Boro :lol:
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Nah I'm from Gateshead next to Newcastle lol. Slightly more posh
 
Gateshead fan, or Newcastle? If you follow football that is...

Just wondering if you were a Gateshead fan as Jordanovichy (who I believe you've 'met'!) is a Cambridge United fan who won the conference playoff against Gateshead this year... :)

Anyway, awkward conversations, someone was being a mardy cow in work and I asked if it was because her bit on the side was away, she said no her Grandad had died the night before, I didn't believe her so made it worse. That was an uncomfortable two weeks...
 
nadroJ said:
Nothing north of Watford Gap is posh.
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You just can't stop following me about lol PM me for my number. Maybe me and my gf could meet you and your bf at some point

I didn't claim it to be posh, just more posh then boro. Although I do live on ST. Andrews drive which sounds nicer lol
 
Pierre said:
Gateshead fan, or Newcastle? If you follow football that is...

Just wondering if you were a Gateshead fan as Jordanovichy (who I believe you've 'met'!) is a Cambridge United fan who won the conference playoff against Gateshead this year... :)

Anyway, awkward conversations, someone was being a mardy cow in work and I asked if it was because her bit on the side was away, she said no her Grandad had died the night before, I didn't believe her so made it worse. That was an uncomfortable two weeks...
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Believe it or not I'm actually a Liverpool fan with Gateshead as my second team. Was absolutely gutted n both accounts mate
 
^^ I'm a Cambridge United season ticket holder. I won't say anything, I know what it's like to lose a playoff final or two.

As for awkward conversations. Playing cards against humanity with my mum provided many.
 
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