Ask a Dumb Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[BBH]

Because your mom.

Why is black not green?

 

[Intricks]

Mooseknuckle.

How do you shot web?

 

[elephant58]

With a dead fox flying to chocolate.

Why is Mildred at the door?

 

[Kebab]

Because it's Wednesday afternoon.

Who is the worlds strangest nipple?

 

[Thekingin64]

Great day for up!

Where'd my pet camel go?

 

[BBH]

Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

If I have six oranges in one hand and 11 ice cubes on my foot, how many trees could fit on my tower of pancake syrup?

 

[caffeine_demon]

not sure, but it would only take one match to burn them down..

Do ya think I'm sexy?

 

[elephant58]

If you were a sheep with green antlers, which had magical rings on the eyes, that are made of small pumpkins, then yes (possibly).

Why has my banana-themed fire got a bright red bat eating a blue raspberry, whooshing its livers inside it?

 

[BBH]

Because a USB port electrocuted my blanket, which in turn made me tickle.

How do watches not work the way that furnaces don't work?

 

[T0M]

What's the pink stuff on the end of matchsticks, how do you get it to dry after dipping - or get it to melt so it can be dipped in in the factory...

 

[elephant58]

I'll tell you when you learn to answer the question above you!

Why cant silver-plated buildings, with large quantities of geckos climbing out of their basements, dance to songs with theremins and red saxophones in them?

 

[joe3579]

You're so silly, buildings will only dance to songs with theremins and blue saxophones in them.
Why are my shoes on fire?

 

[caffeine_demon]

Because of your flatulence.

How am I supposed to live without you?

 

[BBH]

Typewriter.

Why didn't the not dog not eat the not chicken bone?

 

[elephant58]

Because the bone was an anteater.

Why was the anteater called Sir Anty, not Sir Aardy the Aardvark?

 

[Thekingin64]

Cos we'll always be together in electric dreams.

How do trees have an electric current?

 

[BBH]

Because they own towels.

Son of Beast?

 

[caffeine_demon]

is also grandson of daddy of beast!

I want to know what love is..

 

[elephant58]

It is your brown sock.

Why is the table vibrating?

 

[Nemesis of oblivion]

Well my gents area have been a little active recently.
Can you eat the sun?