Advanced monocle society of rewritten exclamations

[Error]

I say old chap! This dedicated section of the conglomerate "The Advance Force of Coaster Enable Subjects" is hereby committed to correctly and effectively revise former statement advocated in a more effection merriment.

(Rewrite previous posts into overly worded old-timey phrasing)

 

[kimahri]

I'LL FACKIN BURST YE!

 

[BBH]

Good word, sire! Shall thee continuest on with thy tomfoolery, I shalt haveth to exterminate thee and remove thyself from ye olde premises.

"Your mom"