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The Pants Game


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You'll like this, it's fun. Honest.

It's easy, all you do is take a famous quote from a famous movie, then replace one word in that quote with the word 'pants'. Just, y'know, try and make it funny. Like so:

"I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Tse tse tse tse tse". Silence of the Lambs.

"Pants? Where we're going we don't need... Pants". Back to the Future.

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your pants". Terminator 2.

"I love the smell of pants in the morning". Apocalypse Now.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants. Hit it!". The Blues Brothers.

"They may take our pants, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!" Braveheart.

"With great pants comes great responsibility". Spiderman. (Or you could have "With great power comes great pants". Whichever's funniest).

"Pants on, pants off". The Karate Kid.

"I find your lack of pants disturbing". Star Wars.

"All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy". The Shining.

"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pants. Farewell". Toy Story.

" Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I shall have my pants, in this life or the next". Gladiator.

"You just put your pants together, and blow". That old one with Humphrey Bogart.

So you get the idea?
Join in below, it's fun, it's free, it's Howie's Pants Game!

*note to Americans; it's probably funnier if you think of 'pants' in their English (ie correct) definition (ie 'underpants', not 'trousers').


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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their pants, but by the content of their underwear.

- Martin Luther King Jr - I have a dream
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I prefer it with song titles..

(pride) in the name of pants - U2
Losing my pants - REM
Trying to throw your pants around the world - U2
Pantslife - Blur
I want to hold your pants - The beatles
Get off of my pants - the rolling stones
where have all the good pants gone - The kinks
Lay all your pants on me - Abba
Sweet pants of mine - Guns n Roses
Every little thing she does is pants - The police


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Show me the pants! - Pants Maguire
I feel the need - the need for pants! - Top Pants
My pants. - The Lord of the Pants (Gollum/Smeagol)
The first rule of Pants Club is you do not talk about Pants Club - Pants Club


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'The Pants are alive with the Sound of Music' -The Sound of Pants

'Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Pants anymore' -The Wizard of Pants

'Carpe diem. Seize the Pants, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.' -Dead Pants Society


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it's really good with "farts" too!

Who can forget the doors - "come on baby light my fart!"
Whitney Houston - I wanna fart with somebody
Spice girls - wannafart
bill withers - fart on me
Erma franklin - piece of my fart


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I’m a simple man, who can be satisfied with just a minor adjustment.
"They may take our pants, but they'll never take our freedommmmm!" Braveheart.
“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take ... our paannttssssssss!!!!!!!!”