Can I start by saying that I'm a big fan of your username; it shows us the kind of fun-loving person you are and acts as a brilliant introduction of yourself to CF
I really liked your choice of coasters for your poll. They're all so cohesive and work brilliantly together in a topic based on comparison; I'm suprised that nobody has thought to put that combination forward for discussion before!
Unfortunately, since some of our members on here seem to be unable to take such a fantastic question seriously, I have no choice but to lock this topic.
Shame on you all!