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Weird discussions with other people in queue lines.

alexdude98

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Hi guys.

Yesterday I was at Legoland Windsor, (had a great time :--D ) but when I was queuing up for the attraction 'Driving School', I had a conversation with another family.

(OF = Other Family)

This was it:

Me: Hey, there's a speed camera (lego). I wonder if it will flash me?
OF Mum: *laughs*
OF Dad: *laughs*
OF Children: *laughs*
Me: It doesn't matter if I get flashed anyway. I have £90 in my bank account. (True.)
OF Mum: I wish I had £90 in my bank account.
Me: :shock:
My Brain: Why are you here?

This was a family of five btw. Mum, Dad, and three kids were there.

After a talk with my parents, my Dad said "Why are they there?". Weird!

Anyone else have something weird discussions with other people in queue lines or maybe even on rides?!
 
Well this convo doesn't include me but it involves two either rich or stupid, acctualy thinking about it maybe rich and stupid, girls queing behind me for vampire. Here is the rough description of the events that transpired!

Girl 1: Oh it's your birthday soon. What do you want?
Girl 2: Umm I don't know. I don't realy want anything.
Girl 2: Oh come on I want to buy you something!
(Nearing the shop in the queue for vampire)
Girl 2: How about I get you a coke?
Girl 1: No, I realy don't want anything!
Girl 2: No seriously here you go.
Girl 1: I will pay you back
Girl 2: No! Its part of your birthday present! What else do you want?..................How about an laptop?

(This is the point where I was like WTF!?)

Girl 1: Nah thats too expensive!
Girl 2: An ipod?
Girl 1: No still too expensive! Anyway I realy don't want anything.
Girl 2: How about you come on holiday with me?


Girl 2: What about an ipod?

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I once discussed with Ian whether God uses a dimmer switch to make it dark at night (and light in the morning).

If he does, then what kind of dimmer switch is it that God would use? Maybe a gold plated one, after all, he's the ultimate divinity. But, maybe to show humility, God just has a cheap plastic white dimmer from Wilkos.

Also, does he have a remote control dimmer? It has to be difficult running the universe and also sorting out dawn and dusk. So a remote control dimmer would be good, as he wouldn't have to leave his bench where he's working on the next design of animal to put on Earth. Or maybe he just yells "Oi! Jesus, go put the lights down for me would you son? I'm up to my arms in DNA here!"

Or maybe he just has it on a timer?

Who knows, but it's the most memorable conversation I've had :)
 
In the Rita queue talking about SW6 with Brookes, then i mentioned Intimidator 305, and some guy with RCCGB glasses started randomaly talking to me about a load of chinese coasters he's been on.. :shock:
 
furie said:
I once discussed with Ian whether God uses a dimmer switch to make it dark at night (and light in the morning).

If he does, then what kind of dimmer switch is it that God would use? Maybe a gold plated one, after all, he's the ultimate divinity. But, maybe to show humility, God just has a cheap plastic white dimmer from Wilkos.

Also, does he have a remote control dimmer? It has to be difficult running the universe and also sorting out dawn and dusk. So a remote control dimmer would be good, as he wouldn't have to leave his bench where he's working on the next design of animal to put on Earth. Or maybe he just yells "Oi! Jesus, go put the lights down for me would you son? I'm up to my arms in DNA here!"

Or maybe he just has it on a timer?

Who knows, but it's the most memorable conversation I've had :)
He obviously has an ap on his smart phone to do such tasts, since he's a busy busy man.
 
I once had a conversation, can't remember exaclty much about the actual words which transpired but I remember that they were talking to me about being scared of the hex as we were walking into the first room, with the cinema type pre show.
I was thinking 1, why are you talking to me i'm not with you, although I did talk back. (I'm nice like that :D )
And 2, shut up, you're ruining everyone elses' experience. Needless to say he was still chatting when the lights came back on but I had moved half way across the room in the dark. Hilarious to see the look on his face when the lights came back on, the people who were with him just laughed at him.
 
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