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The birds!

peep

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We've had a nest of noisy birds in our loft for a little while and on Thursday a baby chick fell from the nest and landed outside our front door (just happened to be when my Mum was outside and she heard it thud when it hit the ground). Poor little thing, it was still alive for a while but only just. We could tell it was dying, it was trying to call for its mum but it just couldn't make a sound. It was really sad. I took a few pics which was probably in bad taste but I wanted to document the strange event.

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Then earlier today my cat decided to bring us a gift in the form of a dead bird, of the same species as the one that died. The bird was dead and later we moved it to the bottom of the garden where my cat then ate it. I'm sick an twisted person so I filmed it but I think it's too disgusting to post online. One minute it had a head, the next minute the head was gone. Quite gross. However here is a pic of the dead bird just after my cat decided to leave it in our living room.

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R.I.P birds


Seriously though, how odd to have two dead birds on our property over three days. Hope this isn't some sort of dodgy sign :shock: :roll:
 
Awww, you're a sick bastard John :P

Poor birds, but in an attempt to badly misquote the Lion King, it is the circle of death...
 
This is why cats are ****.

I have a similar "baby bird falling to its tragic death" story. Was once sat in a pub garden which is overlooked by a load of flats/offices. I saw something out the corner of my eye fall, and just assumed it was a piece of paper or something that had come from one of the windows above. Then a woman (sat near the wall where it had fallen) started screaming. We looked over to see a baby seagull floundering around on the floor. Obviously, being a seagull, it was a lot bigger than your average chick. The silly bitch started shouting about how "If someone's done this for a sick joke, it's not funny!". Then the bloke she was sat with realised that the bird had literally crapped itself on the way down, and covered him in it! The barman came and scooped it up in a tea-towel and took it off. I think he finished it off. I hope he did, it was never going to survive.
 
Whilst we're sharing bird fatalities.

Sat in my front room at uni once just watching the tv. Something dropped from the sky and splatted on the wheelie bin. Fit..
 
^lol, I love you Ed <3

Looking again that the 2nd of your birds, John, I love how it looks like something out of a cartoon. In fact, only one way to improve it...

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I've had a few suicidally smash into my double-glazing, even the birds want to break in! It makes me laugh when you're flying through a motorway or something in your car at 80mph and birds glide towards you at head-height; seriously what the **** are they playing it. Jeez, I wondered where the game "Chicken" came from...
 
Kebab said:
I've had a few suicidally smash into my double-glazing, even the birds want to break in!
A similar bird fatality story happened to me. I was working for Nintendo a the time, working hard on the hotline. A pigeon flew suicideally straight into the window, bounced off and hit the tin roof below (rusted!) below. Being a professional, I carried on nonchalantly with my call.
 
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