Pass the Gerbil 2008

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Alrighty, this was a game that was started WAY back in the early days of the CF forums. It was fun and tended to be fairly interesting if people played it right.

The game is played very simply: we have one imortal gerbil that we just so happen to want to see how this holds up. Throw the gerbil around bashing him around and tossing him clear across the world.

Example:

Post 1: Tosses gerbil in air...

Post 2: Gerbil comes down and hits it in the air with a hammer.

So, that's how it works. Shall we begin?

Tosses gerbil in air...

 

[madhjsp]

Gerbil lands on a landmine and is blasted beyond the horizon

 

[Lucy]

gerbil is then tossed back again with a catapult

 

[Martyn H]

Gerbil landed on a chair and watched Horizon and how the earth was going to end, a sudden flood burst through the windows and into the room

 

[Ollie]

Wave washes Gerbil into microwave where the door shuts behind it.

 

[madhjsp]

Microwave is taken to the top of a very tall crane and dropped

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

The Gerby lands on a trampoline and is bounced to Guatamala.

 

[danielfitzgerald99]

The gerbil goes all round Guatamala looking for an atlas to find out exactly where the f*ck Guatamala is. He eventually finds a library but is chased out by the librarian who is wielding a broom. She hits him with the broom and he flies all the way back to England.

 

[jack.bell]

gerbil

gerbil then gets flicked in a cannon to iraq

 

[Emmett]

Gerbil then gets recruited by the US Army to help fight the war on terror. He gets injured in fighting and then gets sent back to the USA.

 

[Pokemaniac]

Upon medical treatment in USA, the Gerbil is reminded that he is immortal and invincible. His injuries are therefore not injuries at all. A nervous, but physically all right Gerbil is sent back to Iraq.

 

[kimahri]

gerbil gets blown up and flys all the way to peru. where he is hunted in mistake for a piggy

 

[danielfitzgerald99]

The gerbil eats radioactive Peruvian cheese and inflates to gargantuan proprtions before going on a merciless rampage/killing spree of the local settlements.

 

[LiveForTheLaunch]

Suddenly, a strong wind blows him into a volcano, and the volcano erupts, blasting him to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

 

[nealbie]

The freezing temperatures of the Atlantic Ocean makes the Gerbil shrivel up and back to his original size. He then discovers the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean, and gets eaten by a whale... who then shoots him out of his blow hole into the air where the gerbil becomes the victim in a case of 'friendly fire' from the US military...

 

[Lucy]

who quickly recruit the gerbil back into military service, but then on his first day he gets blown to Afganistan by a super strength rocket launcher...

 

[nealbie]

Where quite by chance he lands in Bin Laden's cave! But before he can find out where it is one of Bin Laden's suicide bombers begins to practice, blasting the Gerbil all the way to Egypt...

 

[danielfitzgerald99]

Several Egyptians see him fall from the sky and believe he is a deighty. They worship him and begin a religion where all non-gerbalists are killed mercilessly. This sparks another world war.

 

[nealbie]

The war is ended rather quickly with several nations with Nuclear capability launching Nuclear strikes on eachother. Killing all but a few hiding in the pyramids, and the immortal Gerbil who cannot die.

This strengthens the belief by the Egyptians that the Gerbil is a God.

Whilst standing on top of one of the pyramids the Gerbil is struck by lightning, and in the process receives a nice new fuzzy appearance :lol:

 

[Karen]

He looks a bit like the Pink Panther when he's been dried in a tumble drier. He goes on a search for the only set of gas powered straightners left in the world. On his way he meets the Knights that say......................